Fug File: royalty

Royally Played: Wills, Kate and Harry Pointing at Things in Belgium

We covered this event earlier, and I promised that I would not be derelict nor derelicte in my duties in showing you the rest of the day’s goings-on, if people changed. Well, the only person who changed was Harry — out of his uniform, and into this suit. But who I am to deny you a suit, especially given that I am publishing this post randomly in the middle of the night when I am supposed to be working on other stuff? Because it seems like a portion of events involved People Pointing Indiscriminately At Things, and you know how I feel about pointing.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]


Royally Played: Wills and Kate and Harry at the World War I Centenary in Belgium

With bonus appearances from the Belgian royals, of course, given that they’re hosting these particular events marking the beginning of World War I.  The truth is that Queen Mathilde looks fab and I think Kate only looks fine. Whereas Harry looks foine whilst he scampers about another part of Belgium, so everything evens out for the Brits. (William is wearing metallic capri-length leggings and yet another sweater with a cat on it, so whoever had that in Royals Bingo, mark your playing card.)

[Programming note: The three of them are reuniting for an evening event, and I will not be derelict (nor derelicte) in my duty to bring that to you later if clothes are changed.]

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Royals Round-Up, August 1, 2014

Let’s round up some royals! Today’s slideshow brings you A LOT of Kate extras, a cute skirt from Letizia, a shirtless Casiraghi holding a baby on a boat, and Fergie wearing an outfit that I literally cannot even begin to parse.

Here on GFY, we had SO MANY SHENANIGANS from Wills and Kate and Harry:


[Photos: Getty, Splash, Pacific Coast News, Ken Goff Rota/GoffPhotos.com, AKM/GSI]


Royally Played, Prince Harry

Am I just posting this picture of Prince Harry because I think he looks hot in these jeans?

Yes. Good morning to you, too.

[Photo: AKM/GSI,  Vantagenews.co.uk]


Royally Played: Wills and Kate and Harry at the Commonwealth Games, Part Two

We saw them yesterday, but I must confess I have added ADDITIONAL CANOODLING photos from yesterday to this post, because I want you to be happy. Today, you will also be happy to know that William’s pants are way more reasonable. There is also much brotherly in-fighting and harassment, balls are levitated, Usain Bolt pops up, high-fives are handed out, and Kate is forced to leap over three UNICEF donation cans or they won’t renew her Duchess license next year.

[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News]


Royally Played: Wills, Kate and Harry at the Commonwealth Games

QUICK: What did you think Kate wore to a sporting event? Jeans, a blue blazer, a (very subtly) blue-and-white striped top and great hair? YOU ARE CORRECT.

PS: William’s in The Dreaded Casual Pant.

PPS: Harry’s there, too.

PPPS: There’s minor canoodling.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]