Fug File: Golden Globes

Fug Nation’s Best and Worst Dressed of the Golden Globes


No need for a run-off this year. Behold your best dressed, in a landslide, getting nearly double what even her closest competitor rustled up:

And taking home worst — although Zoe Saldana fought the good fight, taking a close second — is…..drum roll:

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Golden Globes: Fug Nation’s Worst Dressed


And now, the worst. Looking back at it, if the Emmys were boring and uninspiring, the Globes actually turned out fairly well. Some of these are bad, and some of them are worse, but we’re not drowning in horrors. It’s a nice change.

Who was the worst dressed at the Golden Globes?

  • Berenice Bejo (8%, 564 Votes)
  • Drew Barrymore (12%, 858 Votes)
  • Edie Falco (10%, 714 Votes)
  • Emma Stone (15%, 1,006 Votes)
  • Emma Watson (7%, 476 Votes)
  • Heidi Klum (28%, 1,914 Votes)
  • Jennifer Lawrence (4%, 274 Votes)
  • Julia Roberts (12%, 806 Votes)
  • Lena Dunham (8%, 578 Votes)
  • Mila Kunis (0%, 24 Votes)
  • Paula Patton (52%, 3,582 Votes)
  • Sandra Bullock (2%, 170 Votes)
  • Taylor Schilling (1%, 100 Votes)
  • Zoe Saldana (0%, 2,712 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,889

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Golden Globes: Fug Nation’s Best Dressed


As I have noted previously, we now vote on a narrowed down selection of individuals so as not to have your head (and, really, mine) explode. As I said circa last year’s Met Gala, that selection of individuals is chosen using a complex algorithm of Our Feelings + Your Feelings + Level of Celebrity – BORING x crazy x crazy x crazy + your mom. It’s scientific and you can’t fight science. We’re only doing the red carpet this go-around. We all know who looked the worst at the parties, anyway.

Who was the best dressed at the Golden Globes?

  • Allison Williams (4%, 310 Votes)
  • Amy Adams (9%, 714 Votes)
  • Cate Blanchett (11%, 862 Votes)
  • Caitlin Fitzgerald (9%, 678 Votes)
  • Emilia Clarke (3%, 198 Votes)
  • Emma Roberts (3%, 234 Votes)
  • Elisabeth Moss (10%, 782 Votes)
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1%, 98 Votes)
  • Julia Roberts (0%, 26 Votes)
  • Julianna Margulies (19%, 1,458 Votes)
  • Kate Beckinsale (7%, 504 Votes)
  • Laura Dern (4%, 322 Votes)
  • Lizzy Caplan (7%, 552 Votes)
  • Lupita Nyong'o (54%, 4,064 Votes)
  • Margot Robbie (10%, 778 Votes)
  • Michelle Dockery (4%, 296 Votes)
  • Naomi Watts (1%, 110 Votes)
  • Olivia Wilde (6%, 432 Votes)
  • Reese Witherspoon (3%, 238 Votes)
  • Tatiana Maslany (5%, 372 Votes)
  • Taylor Swift (1%, 112 Votes)
  • Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (0%, 1,940 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,538

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Accessories


A Fug National pointed out that finger guns should count as an accessory. That person is wise.

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Golden Globes Final Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge


That bodice is an unforgivable curse. If this were Harry Potter, there would be a verboten spell that does exactly that to the top of your enemy’s outfit.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Blues


I”m really sorry if some of these turn out to be black. Between camera flashes and my computer’s occasionally unreliable settings and my own tired eyes, I don’t know what’s what anymore.

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