Fug File: Golden Globes

Fug Nation’s Best-Dressed of the 2016 Golden Globes


AND NOW, the moment of truth. I’ve gone through the outfits we liked, and the ones you perhaps did more than I, and come up with these contenders that I think were most likely to get your support. It doesn’t mean these are the ONLY outfits we liked; just that I’m trying to spare you a forty-slide affair.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Everybody Else!


At last, it’s time for the traditional Whoops, We Almost Forgot You! post.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Everyone in Black and/or White


Or, more accurately, everyone ELSE.

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Golden Globes WTF: Bellamy Young in Solace London


Oh, man. Bellamy. MELLIE. This may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen you wear.

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If I may scroll up for a second, your FEET look fantastic. But then we get up to your torso, and well, I’m not ENTIRELY sure that isn’t the Hoofprint of the Beast doing such ruinous work to your chest. I hope you didn’t recently give money to any mysterious and/or charismatic strangers, or else you might be in trouble.

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Golden Globes Post-Party Fug or Fab: Jennifer Lawrence in Versace


I read a really cranky Blind Item (that was barely blind) implying that an industry exec is impatient with (I’m paraphrasing this person’s words) J.Law’s crass side, and bemoaning that her after-party outfit gave off the aura of changing into her play clothes. Once I saw the dress, that description rang in my head.

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I can’t even go anywhere else with this post. That’s exactly what this resembles. That thing is full Gap Junior. Was that Dior REALLY so imperiled at the parties that she couldn’t just keep her dress on and save this for a run to Ralph’s later in the week?

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Silver and Gold


The last time we saw Ta’Rhonda Jones (Portia on Empire), she was in an icky romper. I’ve decided she was just lulling us into submission because she knew she had a metallic capetan — cape plus caftan — in her arsenal.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Women in Yellow


We already covered Jennifer Lopez’s mustard explosion, but she was not alone.

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