Fug File: American Music Awards

AMAs Fugs and Fabs: Let’s Finish This Thing


Otherwise known as The Great Lightbox Purge, because nobody really wants to stretch the AMAs one more day, do they?

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Ke$ha


Well, no wonder Ke$ha looks so depressed.

I would be, too, if my right leg were growing out of my elbow.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Emma Roberts


I WISH they made garbage bags this fancy.

I do NOT wish they made dresses that look like things I long to use inside my trash can. It’s not so much that it looks like she woke up thinking it’s 1970, so much as it looks like she went to sleep in 1970 and just woke up an hour ago.

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AMAs Peekaboo Fug Carpet


This outfit is very nearly cracked out in a LITERAL way.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jaimie Alexander


I don’t understand this hair on her.

She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds ten years to her head. It’s NEVER a good idea to add ten years to your head. There are entire reality shows about toddler beauty pageant contestants that have proven this time and again. As for the rest of the outfit, it APPEARS to be a shirt with pants, and I really like the shirt and wish it continued into a cool, slinky long or short skirt, either solid or patterned. It’s a great-looking bodice. And then those wrinkly trousers pop up like refugees from Banal Barn and the whole thing dies like an iPad in water.

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AMAs Unfug or Fab: Jennifer Hudson


I can’t tell if I would’ve liked this even without the mullet.

Because, problematically, it’s not like the top part is all that flattering; if it weren’t that awesome shade of Electric Jamba Juice, it wouldn’t have much to recommend it. I do love the pink backing on the orange fabric, though; can’t we have a do-over on this and give it a more graceful design? Something with a more swirly, flowing skirt that’s a more graceful take on the shorter front a more flowy skirt, instead of one that just hangs there like it’s depressed about its recent divorce from the other segment of skirt and feels it should be getting more alimony.

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