AND HERE IT IS. This lot looked so bad that some other bad stuff didn’t even make the cut.
Fug File: Oscars
Let’s give three cheers to the people who didn’t go to The Main Event (or, who picked a second gown) and gave it as much effort as if they were winning the damn statue themselves.
And now, the things we deemed the worst of Sunday night’s festivities. There was a surprising lack of GHASTLY stuff on the carpet, and apparently — as you’ll see in about an hour or so — it’s because all the truly hideous outfits had been picked up for the post-parties.
Per usual, we picked these from a collection of things we liked, things you reacted to more positively than we expected, and how much Diet Coke we had consumed at the time we made the list. Etc. All the post-party stuff is coming later, because we believe wearing an outfit on the telecast itself is a much bigger, more public deal, so the highs should be scrutinized harder and the lows should be jeered louder.
Are you ready to die for some jewels and bags? Because the theme of this post is OMG SHINY.
Another model whose face is doing all the work here.
That jacket is so boxy you could store your knick-knacks in it, the pleats are meh, and the shoes DEAR GOD THE SHOES ARE SO AWFUL. She looks like she dipped her feet in a jar of tahini and then put them in the freezer.
Seriously, that IS the type of thing someone wears if she’s pregnant and really freaked out about people noticing, because sometimes the stuff you do as evasive tactics is more obvious than just wearing what you have. I am not speculating here, because I do not know her life; more commenting that it’s REALLY strange to have on something that unflattering if you AREN’T hiding a uterine secret because then people just call into question your eyeballs.