Fugs and Fabs: The America’s Got Talent Judges


They say you’re never fully dressed without a smile, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t apply to Nick Cannon. He FULLY DRESSES no matter what his face is doing.

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Pink Fugday: Nicki Minaj


Three cheers to Nicki Minaj for the hair and makeup that’s making us all realize how beautiful she is.

The dress, tragically, looks like she’s wearing a hydraulic lift. So thank God for the face. Incidentally, I just read that Cosmopolitan talked to her new hair guru, in an interview that includes the following tidbit: “Tyra Banks had given her my number. She wanted a more toned-down look, and I think that’s why she reached out to Tyra.” Is this the first time in history anyone has thought “Tyra Banks” synonymously with the concept of toning DOWN anything? Is this the Typocalypse?

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Fug or Fab: Estelle


Real talk: The shoes, ahir, and makeup are doing nothing for this. And the suit itself is really sort of weird:

But once I realized the pattern appears to be tiny martinis — with two that almost look like they’re clinking each other right on her pelvis — I just started giggling and then suddenly I found it charming. Like how Jessica and I watched the New Girl pilot while drunk, and thought we were going to hate it, and then by the end had to ask each other if we’d liked it because it was actually funny or because the booze had taken over our faces.

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Dreamfugs: Jennifer Hudson in Agent Provocateur


Is Agent Provocateur REALLY trying to make clothes intended to be worn outside the bedroom?

Bceause they’re going to have to try a little harder. Surely after this, NOBODY is going to want to appear anywhere in a translucent, pinchy mess that evokes getting stuck inside the world’s most complicated game of Cat’s Cradle. Except maybe Nicole Scherzinger, whose Fug Madness run hinged on a laced catsuit, but we’d BETTER not be in a place where Oscar Winner Jennifer Hudson is turning herself into Occasional Scratch Lotto Ticket Winner Nicole Scherzinger, or else I am going to her house and taking that statuette and smelting it.

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How I Fugged Your Father: Greta Gerwig in Chanel


I almost did a “Fug or Fab” with this, but then I decided I’m mad at it.

A cute candy-pink tweedy thing could be so fun, especially with that purse. But the shoes are a putty-colored punt, he rmakeup reads messy, and the frock itself looks like it got run through the washer and dryer by mistake, and came out all distorted and unspooled. So basically, the only component of this outfit that showed up and did its best was the purse. And so I shall sue her for custody.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Vanity Fair Tribeca Film Festival Party


I just want to say that I am delighted at myself for having predicted Lake Bell’s no-longer-secret pregnancy. I GIVE MYSELF A PAT ON MY OWN BACK! Additionally: I have theories about Wintour which I am sure are also totally true.

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