The poor Independent Spirit Awards. It get totally subsumed by the Oscars, which happens the very next day. I’m sure that was originally the intention, but now that their definition of “independent” has basically stretched to mean, “any film not distributed by the government,” the whole thing has started to feel a little rushed. But our eagle eyes will not be denied! We WILL get to you, crazy outfits from the Independent Spirit Awards That We Didn’t Cover When Talking About The Oscars!