Fug File: Awards & Galas

SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Birdman Cast

Lost in Naomi Watts’ NEAR MURDER AT THE HANDS OF A TRANSPARENT DIOR was the fact that the lady herself looked lovely.

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SAGs Feh Carpet: Felicity Jones in Balenciaga

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“Oh, thanks, yes, um… I wasn’t prepared to give a toast, the bride told me I wouldn’t… but… what can I say about Penelope and Maxwell… lovely couple… It was pretty clearly love, wasn’t it, when they first gave in to temptation at my and Max’s engagement party, but, er, obviously, um, we’re all great friends and… still, they did make me speak here, didn’t they, and put me in a dress with a big X on it, as if I’m marked, so perhaps I’m well shot of that shitnosed bastard, and I should stop pretending to be chums with his drippy cow wife, shouldn’t I? So pass the bubbly and raise a glass to Mr. and Mrs. Rat-Arse. GOOD LUCK. You have dreadfully dull taste in dresses.”

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SAG Awards Cleav Carpet: Jennifer Aniston in John Galliano

And the Actor goes to…

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… Jennifer Aniston, for her role as Heidi Klum in the gritty indie biopic National Lampoon’s Project Funbags.

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SAG Awards Fug or Fine: Julia Roberts in Givenchy

First of all, can we bitch about how every time Julia presents an award, she just goes up there and extemporaneously chats about whatever she feels is most important (this time, how GREAT Mark Ruffalo is, despite Ruffalo not even being there and not having a damn thing to do with the actual award she’s actually presenting)? On Twitter, Karen Alea suggested that perhaps this is because….JULIA CAN’T READ. Which would make a great movie, actually. She can play herself!

She doesn’t look terrible in this jumpsuit, though:

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The hair is great, the bracelet is good, and thank GOD it’s better than THIS JUMPSUIT ON HER. I’ll allow it.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies in Giambattista Valli

Julianna Margulies used to be so reliable, but she’s having a REALLY awkward 2015.

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She’s usually just sleekly glamorous. But at the Globes, her dress got lost three-quarters of the way down and her hair was a smidge old on her, and now she’s in a gown that’s just flat-out junior league. And, as you’ll see better in this next photo, her blush looks like she passed out in a pile of NARS.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Game of Thrones

Collectively, the ladies here sort of remind me of a Valentine, all pinks and reds…until you get to Sophie Turner, all in black because she hates Valentine’s Day, and Emilia Clarke is like, “TELL ME ABOUT IT.”

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