Fug File: Awards & Galas

Fugs and Fabs: Pants and Jumpsuits at the BET Awards


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Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of the BET Awards


The men really brought it last night. I must say, I approve. Even when I don’t approve, I approve.

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BET Awards Fugs and Fabs: Capes!


I’ve never been more delighted than I was when I realized that enough women in capes, or cape-adjacent looks, at the BET Awards to make a whole slideshow. A summer Monday is by definition a bummer; let’s cheer up with some drama.

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BET Awards Fug Carpet: Rihanna


Rihanna didn’t walk the red carpet at the BET Awards yesterday, and judging from her outfit, it’s because she was running late from her side gig as LA’s coolest and very likely most successful Century 21 agent:

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I am pretty sure Rihanna could sell me basically anything, real estate included, as she is VERY NEARLY selling me this outfit and — objectively — it is hideous. The color is uninspiring, the fit is not great, the fabric seems like the same one Hot Topic used to make Sexy Going Out Blazers in 1999 (this was a real thing, young people; I had one); and the whole thing is more or less the essence of bland. And yet! She still basically looks good in, like, a global sense.

My favorite bit about this next photo is that she appears to be taking an important phone call (it’s just the way she’s holding her hand):

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Fugs and Fabs: The Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards


I have no idea what is happening here, but I hope shower caps are the new black.

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CMTs Fugs and Fabs: People in Black


I guess Brittany Snow and Erin Andrews hosted this thing, which seems mildly random to me. I mean, I guess Brittany is in a movie with singing, and Erin Andrews co-hosts Dancing With The Stars, on which… people sometimes appear so that they can sing while lithe people do acrobatic maneuvers, so…┬ásure.

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