Fug File: WTF

What the Fug: Ciara in Michael Costello (With Special Guest Star J.Lo)


I know she supposedly sang at this party, but this feels like a LOT for a ‘do in The Hamptons.

Apollo in the Hamptons 2016: Hosted by Ronald O. Perelman

And by a lot, I also clearly mean, “very little.” I mean, if THIS is what she’s wearing to a house party, what in Bey’s name does she have planned for the VMAs? WHAT’S LEFT, CIARA?

Even J.Lo pulled it together:

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What the Fug: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain


I don’t really LIKE having to list everything that’s happening in an outfit, but often it HAS to happen so that I can confirm we are truly seeing what I think we’re seeing. So fire up your eyeballs, Fug Nation:

Jessica Alba at Mechanic: Resurrection Premiere in Hollywood

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this APPEARS to be a pair of pants, one leg of which is slit to the thigh, with a wrap skirt over it. They are, essentially, a formal skort on growth hormones. So… formal skants? Apt, as the soundalike “askance” is how I am looking at them. The color of the top is too close to the pants to not be exact — either you’re matching, or you’re not; you need at least a LITTLE acreage in between – and of course there’s a choker, and suddenly she’s the lounge act aboard the S.S. Auf Shore, a Project Runway immersive-experience cruise.

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WTF: Natasha Lyonne


I love Natasha Lyonne so much. I once dreamt that we were stuck in an elevator together and we just chatted and gossiped the entire time, and left as best of friends. I also feel like Orange Is the New Black really suffers when she’s out of the storyline for whatever reason — when she reappeared this past season, it was a huge relief. ANYWAY, I find her wonderful and want the best for her:

Chloe Sevigny and Natasha Lyonne at ANTIBIRTH Premiere

I don’t know if this counts toward that goal? Although knowing that an off-the-shoulder leather jacket is a thing that exists does enrich me on a personal level.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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What the Fug: Naya Rivera


The caption for this photo described Naya Rivera as looking “chic” out on the town.

Naya Rivera

To borrow from a magnificent gentleman: That word. I do not think it means what they think it means. Perhaps they were aiming for “cheek” and missed?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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What the Fug: A Weekend of Rihanna


I have nothing against puffer coats. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought Rihanna was wearing a puffer coat over ANOTHER puffer coat and it was terribly confusing.

Rihanna Out Shopping In London

Turns out it’s just a trick of the angle, and I think one side of her coat is just folded very tightly around her. So now all that’s left for me to be puzzled about is why London required a Snowpocalypse coat one minute and then this getup the next:

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What the Fug: Jackie Cruz


I apologize for giving you a migraine as we head into the weekend.

Jackie Cruz

I just needed other eyeballs to take in this sight. I’d never before imagined a ghoulish spawn of lingerie elastic, a jumpsuit from Forever 21, and the horrible snagging that happens when you accidentally let an unhooked bra loose in your washing machine. I mean… are accidents suddenly hot for fall?

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WTF: Lea Michele


My calendar tells me its not Halloween yet.

Lea Michele

So why is Lea Michele’s pelvis in costume as paper grocery bag? Was this a Come As Your Favorite Recyclable party?

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