Fug File: WTF

What the Fug: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


I don’t really LIKE having to list everything that’s happening in an outfit, but often it HAS to happen so that I can confirm we are truly seeing what I think we’re seeing. So fire up your eyeballs, Fug Nation:

Jessica Alba at Mechanic: Resurrection Premiere in Hollywood

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this APPEARS to be a pair of pants, one leg of which is slit to the thigh, with a wrap skirt over it. They are, essentially, a formal skort on growth hormones. So… formal skants? Apt, as the soundalike “askance” is how I am looking at them. The color of the top is too close to the pants to not be exact — either you’re matching, or you’re not; you need at least a LITTLE acreage in between – and of course there’s a choker, and suddenly she’s the lounge act aboard the S.S. Auf Shore, a Project Runway immersive-experience cruise.

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WTF: Natasha Lyonne


I love Natasha Lyonne so much. I once dreamt that we were stuck in an elevator together and we just chatted and gossiped the entire time, and left as best of friends. I also feel like Orange Is the New Black really suffers when she’s out of the storyline for whatever reason — when she reappeared this past season, it was a huge relief. ANYWAY, I find her wonderful and want the best for her:

Chloe Sevigny and Natasha Lyonne at ANTIBIRTH Premiere

I don’t know if this counts toward that goal? Although knowing that an off-the-shoulder leather jacket is a thing that exists does enrich me on a personal level.

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What the Fug: Naya Rivera


The caption for this photo described Naya Rivera as looking “chic” out on the town.

Naya Rivera

To borrow from a magnificent gentleman: That word. I do not think it means what they think it means. Perhaps they were aiming for “cheek” and missed?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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What the Fug: A Weekend of Rihanna


I have nothing against puffer coats. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought Rihanna was wearing a puffer coat over ANOTHER puffer coat and it was terribly confusing.

Rihanna Out Shopping In London

Turns out it’s just a trick of the angle, and I think one side of her coat is just folded very tightly around her. So now all that’s left for me to be puzzled about is why London required a Snowpocalypse coat one minute and then this getup the next:

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What the Fug: Jackie Cruz


I apologize for giving you a migraine as we head into the weekend.

Jackie Cruz

I just needed other eyeballs to take in this sight. I’d never before imagined a ghoulish spawn of lingerie elastic, a jumpsuit from Forever 21, and the horrible snagging that happens when you accidentally let an unhooked bra loose in your washing machine. I mean… are accidents suddenly hot for fall?

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WTF: Lea Michele


My calendar tells me its not Halloween yet.

Lea Michele

So why is Lea Michele’s pelvis in costume as paper grocery bag? Was this a Come As Your Favorite Recyclable party?

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WTF: Tia Mowry


When I saw this photo in tiny little thumbnail, for one brilliant, heart-stopping moment I thought it was Jade, the best contestant America’s Next Top Model ever gave us (you may recall that her exit interview was done in the form of spoken word poetry, punctuated by her snapping fingers), despite the fact that they don’t really look anything alike. I blame the hat, and also that I was seeing the change I wanted to see in the world — namely, Jade’s triumphant return to my life. Having said that:

STK Los Angeles 2016 Anniversary Party

I do think poetry might improve this?

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