Our photo service described this look as “magnificent,” and I kept thinking about that Seinfeld where someone describes a hideous baby as “breathtaking” and Elaine can’t parse whether or not it’s an insult when the same person also calls her breathtaking.
Because this IS magnificent, in a sense. It’s magnificently unflattering. Or maybe they meant that it was MALICIOUS. That ALSO makes sense.
This might actually be — brace yourself — worse: