Fug File: WTF

What the Fug: Maria Bello

Wow, I have been out of it.

Maria Bello

I had no IDEA that The Island of Dr. Moreau had become a pants factory. This is clearly from their Couture Incontinence line.

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WTF: Rita Ora

I cannot believe — and yet also kind of love, because it is so flat-out bizarro — that Rita Ora here is now the new host of America’s Next Top Model:

Rita Ora Out In NYC

I hope she wears a different version of this look on every single episode….whatever this look technically even is. Because if it’s between that one, and this….

Rita Ora Out And About In NYC

Wait, no. Please, please don’t make me pick.

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What the Fug: Keke Palmer

Full marks to Keke Palmer. She MUST be a talented actress.

Keke Palmer

Because SURELY nobody in history has ever had real actual fun in this outfit. HER ANKLES AND HER WAIST HAVE MATCHING BELTS. It’s like if The Gap started making soft restraints.

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What the Fug: Rita Ora

I read a rumor on the Interwebs — from some tabloid or other, but not one of the big dogs — that Rita Ora is going to host the upcoming VH-1 reboot of America’s Next Top Model.

Rita Ora

Hmm. Will this be a Teach, or a Challenge?

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Recent WTFs: Emma Roberts

Remember when Emma Roberts suddenly seemed to have a great stylist? That stylist is either on vacation, or under strict orders to add sartorial cyanide to the recipe.

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What the Fug: Jennifer Lopez on the Today Show with Lin-Manuel Miranda

Apparently J.Lo not only recorded a song with Lin-Manuel Miranda and performed it with him on the Today show, but she also attended LMM’s final performance on Saturday night.

Jennifer Lopez & Lin-Manuel Miranda Perform On NBC's "Today"

And I imagine her being like, “Listen, lover, it was not terrible. The hair was good. And it was nice how you let the woman win, and killed off the cheating, tired, lying man, the bastard Batman son of a bore and a shot glass, who sometimes writes but always is so NEEDY and can’t stop SLEEPING WITH PEOPLE and maybe has more hair than he is supposed to. That was smart. But there was maybe too much counting. We know how to get to ten. Also, it would sound better as ‘Anjennifer, J.Loza, and Jenny, the Lopez sisters.’ Also, I was not clear on the location of his block. All heroes have a block. ‘Hammy From The Block’ would have been a better theme song than the one about doing shots. So whatever. It could have been special, Lover-Manuel Miranda. But it was good enough for us to work together to sing about love. I don’t write songs with just anybody, you know. Only my old Marc. And that one country Jennifer with the name that is a mean plant. And Lil’ Wayne, and Luda, and Flo Rida, and Nas, and Eggy Azalea, and Pitfall, and Sultana, and Ja-Thingy, and Ricky Martin, and French Dakota. And all the other people. Other than them, this is not something I do every day. So I am going to bring it for you. I am going to dress like if Lindsay Lohan’s old leggings line married American Apparel on a cruise ship. Because you know who is non-stop? LOPEZ. And when your next musical is the story of my life, I will let you play Marc. Unless you want to be Ben, but… you do not.”

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WTF: Nicole Scherzinger

Is it wrong that I am really REALLY bummed this is a tiered hem skirt, rather than half-skirt, half-shorts?

Celebrities On A Night Out At The Chiltern Firehouse

If you’re going to go there, Nicole, REALLY GO THERE.

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