Fug File: WTF

WTF: Kate Hudson


Our photo service described this look as “magnificent,” and I kept thinking about that Seinfeld where someone describes a hideous baby as “breathtaking” and Elaine can’t parse whether or not it’s an insult when the same person also calls her breathtaking.

Because this IS magnificent, in a sense. It’s magnificently unflattering. Or maybe they meant that it was MALICIOUS. That ALSO makes sense.

This might actually be — brace yourself — worse:

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Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal


Well, at least her lipstick is nice.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, "Very Good Girls" premiere

But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume.

[Photo: Getty]

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What The Fug: Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton


Actually, let’s begin with a perfectly regular outfit, from Zoe’s Instagram feed:

Zoe Saldana Instagram pregnancy

After weeks and weeks of midriff-nonspecific clothing, this tucked-and-tight Monique Lhuillier sure seems tantamount to making the announcement everyone has been speculating is coming. And I mention that first, because knowing it somehow makes this second outfit FUNNY-awful in addition to just awful-awful:

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WTF: Kylie Jenner


Regardless of your feelings about showing up at anything for Chris Brown — even a charity event — I think we can all agree this is tone-deaf:

IT’S A KICKBALL GAME, child. AND NOT THE DOMINATRIX KIND.

[Photo: Splash]

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Fugs and Fabs: Selena Gomez


In case you missed it, we covered part of this Selena Gomez Italian Jaunt over the weekend, but I think I’ve saved the CRAZIEST for today. I hope you had a sustaining breakfast.

[Photo: AKM/GSI, Splash, Fame/Flynet]

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Fug the Concert Costume: Bey and Jay


Beyonce and Jay-Z at the On The Run Tour in New Jersey

JAY: Hey, Bey.

BEYONCE: Hey, Jay.

JAY: You okay?

BEY: Like a fine cabernet.

JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray?

BEY: I want to do “My Way.”

JAY: Maybe someday.

BEY: I get a say. I’m the one with leather up in my va-jay-jay.

JAY: I don’t want to hear this today.

BEY: What, in case it deflates your souffle?

JAY: My interest in this shows exponential decay.

BEY: Tell me: What does this mask portray?

JAY: Something risque? Like a minx in the CIA?

BEY: IT LOOKS LIKE A POWER PLAY.

JAY: Nah, it’s just a mystery buffet.

BEY: WHAT buffet? I CAN’T EAT. MY MOUTH IS BLOCKED OFF. AM I BEING SILENCED? AM I SUBSERVIENT TO YOU NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN?┬áDO YOU NOT GET WHY THIS LOOKS OFF?

JAY: Does that follow our rhyme? NAY.

BEY: FINE THEN. HOW’S THIS: I HOPE THAT’S A TOUPEE.

JAY: I miss Kanye.

[Photo: AKM-GSI]

 

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