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Cannes amfAR Fug Carpet: The Sheers


Might as well keep this pizza confined to its box, eh?

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What’cha Fuggin’ For: Gwen Stefani


Don’t speak, Gwen. I don’t need your reasons. Don’t tell me, ’cause it hurts.

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Besides, your pieces of flair are doing plenty of talking for you.

It’s even worse from the front:

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Mad Max Fugly Road: Charlize Theron in Givenchy at Life Ball 2015


You know how we’ve been so bored of The Sheers lately that we just talk about pizza instead?

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Well. Get ready to talk about pizza, pizza bagels, pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets, Totino’s pizza rolls, California Pizza Kitchen, French bread pizza, whether you think the whole flatbread genre is just pizza that’s very aloof, and that time I needed help writing a nine-dollar check to Papa John’s in college because it was 2 a.m. and I had been drinking a lot of beer.

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Billboard Music Awards Who The Fug Are You: Dencia


The award for The Artist Who Is The Most Certain That She Is Fascinating goes to this Dencia person. Her Wikipedia page says she has been called a cross between Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj…

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… and I’m pretty sure that is only according to her.

Actually, her Wikipedia is quite curious. There are three different warnings at the top disputing the neutrality of the entry, which details how this Cameroon-born musician-type person has pioneered the use of a product called Whitelicious to change the color of skin — and that in turn has led to some back-and-forth with the likes of Lupita Nyong’o over a reference Lupita made in a speech. In short, Dencia seems like quite the controversial figure for a LOT of reasons, and I will be curious to hear what Fug Nation makes of all this. But when someone walks the red carpet in an outfit that looks like an anatomy textbook as written by Willy Wonka – which is not a compliment – well, it’s my job to inform y’all about it. Besides, Kathie Lee Gifford will be ENRAGED that someone stole her Sunday best, so that’s a feud we can anticipate too.

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What the Fug: Jennifer Lopez in Charbel Zoe at the Billboard Music Awards


“HOLA LOVERS.”

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“And checkmate, Be-yawn-ce. Anything you can do, I can do LOPEZ, and LOOK AT ME is my middle name. Stay out of thunderdomes you do not understand.”

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: More Women In Red


We’ve already covered a couple gowns in this shade– Amal Alamuddin Clooney, Karen Elson — but the fact that there are so many left over goes to show that people may have coped with the tricky theme by espousing When In Doubt, Just Wear Red.

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