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Met Gala WTFs and Fines: Kim, Kanye, Kendall, and Kylie


When E! asked Kanye why he picked silvery colored contacts, his answer — in beautifully terse Kanye fashion — was only, “Vibes.” (This from a man who will never say something in one tweet when he can say it in fifteen.) Somebody remind him of that one the next time he takes an eternity to name his album.

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Met Gala What the Fug: Madonna in Givenchy


You’d better not discuss Sunday’s Game of Thrones in front of Madonna without making sure she’s seen it. You do NOT want to violate this woman’s spoiler policy.

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Met Gala What the Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Monse


Sarah Jessica has really raised the Met Gala bar for herself in recent years, from dramatic headdresses to a Mohawk fascinator to the Oscar de la Renta gown that ultimately, poignantly, served as his swan song. And while this was certainly whimsical, it didn’t pack that same punch. Sarah Jessica told People that she was trying for an interpretation of “Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology” that didn’t involve LEDs or robots — an analytical approach that I appreciate. But I’m not ENTIRELY sure how settling a costume from Hamilton was the answer. Or, to put in in Lin-Manuel terms, she’s usually Angelica or Eliza; yesterday, it was And Peggy. I assume she went inside the Met Gala and grabbed the mic and sang, “Raise a glass to sartorial freedom. Something they will never take away. No matter how they fug you.” Ain’t it the truth, but that doesn’t mean we won’t still tell the story of tonight.

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FUGTUS: Michelle Obama in Givenchy at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner


I am genuinely concerned that she wore this because she lost a bet to Prince Harry.

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What the Fug: Selma Blair


This is… strange.

Selma Blair

The sleeves look like chef toques, the front looks like a cross between an apron and a wrap dress, and the pants… well, look like pants. But pants that feel silly for having been drafted into an outfit that makes them absurd, instead of mighty.

Selma Blair

And then the side view rears its head, and suddenly she’s a sister-wife in a straitjacket. Which would be reasonable if she MEANT to dress as a metaphor…

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WTF: Anna Friel


I really do not get this. It looks like she’s wearing a cocktail table set atop a dining table:

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Wearing furniture being stacked to move after a charity function is very difficult to pull off. I don’t care how cute your shoes are.

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Kardly Played: Nicki Minaj in Givenchy at the Time 100


I understand that this photo does not mean what I want it to mean. I do. It’s just a moment in time, taken out of context.

Nicki Minaj

But I don’t care. I will go to my grave swearing Nicki Minaj is glaring up at the heavens and saying, “This is NOT THE REWARD I EXPECT FROM ALL THAT PRAYING.”

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