Fug File: WTF

Fugging With The Stars: Julianne Hough in Zimmermann


So, this alleges to be Zimmermann.

Julianne Hough

But I’m pretty sure it’s actually aprons from Anthropologie that someone glued together and started selling on an extremely low-tier Etsy shop called Zimme R. Mann.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Fashion Rocks WTF: Jackie Cruz


Oh, man, y’all.

Jackie Cruz

Prom was REALLY ROUGH this year. Never hire a tractor to do a limo’s job.

[Photo: Splash]

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The Fugp: Noomi Rapace


The blond was, at least initially, for a role. But now she looks like Lady Gaga.

Noomi Rapace

 

And then when you look at the rest of her, you think maybe you sleepwalked into a rogue DeLorean, and it’s 1988 and she’s The Bangles’ lawyer.

Here she is at least looking more like herself:

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What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Whatever, I’m Bored.


Miley Cyrus has laid somewhat low this year, in part because she’s been touring so much — I guess “performing while straddling a giant hot dog” doesn’t necessarily count as laying low, but at least she’s making you pay to see that — but she’s in New York right now and has popped by Fashion Week parties, and well, she’s back to her Fug Madness form.

Miley Cyrus drug sunglasses

This photo is really just a warning. Do you see those white circles? That is her entire shirt in the next photo, and so if you are reading this at work, please make sure your boss is on board with nudity. Do not let Miley Cyrus get you fired. Do not let her come in like a wrecking ball, nor leave you crashing in a blazing fall. Okay? Let’s proceed.

All she ever did was wre-e-eck meeeee

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Fugta Ora


I can’t tell if she’s wincing, or raising the roof.

Rita Ora

Let’s hope it’s both: She’s wincing, and then raising a roof so she can crawl under it and close the door and hide inside, rather than be in public in this body sleeve. It’s like Ed Hardy started designing companion jumpsuits for a furniture company, for those who wish to be camouflaged upon their own divan.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

 

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Toronto Film Fugstival: Kristen Bell


Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard

 

KRISTEN: No, Dax.

DAX: It’s done now.

KRISTEN: No, don’t make me go over there

DAX: It’s too late.

KRISTEN: It’s never too late. Tell them I’m going to throw up. Tell them my ankles just swelled up. Tell them…

DAX: They’ve seen you, Kristen. You have to suck it up.

KRISTEN: But I have regrets, Dax. Big ones.

DAX: JUST DO IT. LET IT GO AND WE CAN GO HOME.

KRISTEN: I didn’t sing that one.

DAX: It doesn’t matter. Smile and dream of sloths and it’ll all be over soon.

KRISTEN: Fine. Here goes.

let’s do this thing, veronica

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