Fug File: WTF

Dreamfugs: Jennifer Hudson in Agent Provocateur


Is Agent Provocateur REALLY trying to make clothes intended to be worn outside the bedroom?

Bceause they’re going to have to try a little harder. Surely after this, NOBODY is going to want to appear anywhere in a translucent, pinchy mess that evokes getting stuck inside the world’s most complicated game of Cat’s Cradle. Except maybe Nicole Scherzinger, whose Fug Madness run hinged on a laced catsuit, but we’d BETTER not be in a place where Oscar Winner Jennifer Hudson is turning herself into Occasional Scratch Lotto Ticket Winner Nicole Scherzinger, or else I am going to her house and taking that statuette and smelting it.

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Scrolldown Fug: Willa Holland


We just checked in with Mischa Barton; now let’s see what her erstwhile O.C. co-star is up to:

The answer is, “Turning a Ralph Lauren duvet cover from Macy’s into a frame for some polterwang.”

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The Fug.C.: Mischa Barton in Têca / Helô Rocha


This dress is not good. It makes her look like a box that somebody quit trying to open.

But my first piece of free advice is: If your illusion netting undulates spontaneously, you’re doing it wrong. Marble your cakes, your rib-eyes, and your slabs, not your torso.

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What The EVER-LIVING FUG: Rumer Willis


This is going to be SO embarrassing for Kensington Pubis — er, I mean, Palace…

… because Kate Middleton had just picked this out for her last day in Australia.

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What the Fug: Ariana Grande


Ariana Grande is totally America’s soulmate.

Because, admit it: If any of us had been invited to the White House Easter Egg roll, and the First Family and thirty-thousand other people would be there, we ABSOLUTELY would’ve dressed up like a sweater drawer that recently quit its job to become a stripper.

And I definitely would’ve let it fall off my shoulder.

Because THAT looks like a sweater drawer that quit its job to star in a Flashdance sequel. ALSO perfect for an Easter party. IT’S JUST SO FESTIVE.

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What the Fug: Maitland Ward


I know Maitland Ward from being on The Bold and The Beautiful a whopping 20 years ago, but she also apparently starred in Boy Meets World – which I never watched, because I chose my Savage, and it was Fred.  Many of you, however, will only know her as The High Priestess of Underboob And Chief Executive Crotchicer of No:

I feel like this is how another Exorcist sequel will start.

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