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Fugtoure Week: Rose McGowan in Jean Paul Gaultier


I’d been wondering what Rose McGowan is up to, professionally, and I’m pleased to say she has offered up the answer.

Rose McGowan Celebrities attend Jean Paul Gaultier's fashion show

When she’s not reading auras, she’s cleaning out every lucha-libre-themed Etsy store she can find, and may or may not be hoarding herself right out of having a guest bedroom. A Fug Madness campaign is assured. How far can she go? Well, it depends. Where will she go when she owns everything there is with a wrestling mask? Skirts with pictures of lifelike ceramic cats? Monchichi sleeves? Is anyone making Murder, She Wrote, slacks? I hope she’ll find out.

[Photos: Splash News]

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Fugnnie: Rose Byrne


I must start off complaining about her hair. The ombre makes the ends look crunchy, and the whole coif is a sloppy affair.

rose byrne aacta awards

Maybe she thought dinner would be, too, which is why she tucked an entire valance into her sports bra.

[Photo: Getty]

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WTF: Kris Jenner in Chanel at Couture Week


To those of you who will say, “Please stop featuring these people,” my response of choice for TODAY is: I cannot deprive Fug Nation of the chance to laugh at the unintended amusements of this person together. Because COME ON.

kris jenner see-through pants Chanel

I mean, congratulations on having those legs as a mom of six, but YOU ARE OFF YOUR TREE, YOU ABSURD PERSON. She looks like a caricature of Kim rolled in a crunchy Lagerfeldian coating and drizzled in delusion. It’s so unintentionally hilarious. What would one call the cartoon that is Kris, I wonder? I had a truly offensive Family Circle joke percolating that I won’t use, so right now I’m torn betweeen Barfield, For Jenner or For Worse, Goonsbury, or Obnoxtrot.

[Photo: Splash]

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Emma Stone in Dior


I will give this to Emma Stone: She is a salesman. I hate this Dior dress, but what she’s doing with it up there is as close as I will ever get to not wanting to light it on fire.

[Photos: Getty]

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Casual Fuggerday: The Daily Front Row LA Fashion Awards


You saw Miley’s and Rihanna’s pics from this event, but here are the rest, and… It’s nice of The Daily Front Row (a publication whose starring role is coming out every day during NYFW with exhaustive and whimsical coverage) to try and legitimize LA as any kind of fashion destination, especially after our joke of a fashion week expired years ago without fanfare, but … I’m not sure how Katy Perry wearing matching pink adidas SHOWER SHOES is going to help.

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WTF: Steven Tyler


Can you imagine seeing this person running to catch a plane?

Steven Tyler Departing On A Flight At LAX

Because I just realized that’s exactly what every trip I’ve ever taken in my entire life has been missing.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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