Fug File: WTF

What the Fug: “Lady” Victoria Hervey


Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.

Lady Victoria Hervey

Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.

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amfUG: Natasha Bedingfield at the amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


Poor Natasha Bedingfield. I’m sure she’s still paying her mortgage with residuals from her song being the theme to The Hills, but Ellie Goulding seems to have stepped up as the new British Bleached-Blonde Purveyor Of Dance Music With Bad Taste In Clothes. That must be hard.

Natasha Bedingfield

Not that Natasha has given up trying. This effort is, in fact, strenuous and admirable. It’s flagrantly fugtacular, it’s serving up twin pancakes, it’s boxy, it’s got netting… it’s everything you’d want in picking a dress to remind people whose Throne of Ignominy it was FIRST.

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What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

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What The Fug: Rihanna in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


I feel like Rihanna showed up at this event and was like, “DAMMIT CYRUS. You totally stole my thunder.”

[Photos: Getty]

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What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala


I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I feel like Miley saw Alan Cumming in Cabaret recently and woke up inspired to willkommen us into her abs. Or she’s got Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” video on repeat over her bed. OR BOTH. (Parenthetically — literally — it was announced yesterday that she’s the new Viva Glam spokesperson, so it is apt that she’s at this event, which is for amfAR.) Lucky, Tom Ford was there to indulge her crazy insanity.

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WTF: Kate Moss


In case you ever found yourself wondering when Kate Moss was going to go Full Crackpot:

Annabel's party

The answer is, “last night.”

[Photo: Splash]

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