Sounds. Flailing arms. Breathing. Heaving breaths. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.
Fug File: WTF
Point the first: Although they actually don’t look very much alike, facially, something about Keke’s short hair here made me decide that she and Jennifer Hudson (also very cute in short hair) ought to play sisters in something. Ideally something musical, as they can both sing. What’s a good musical about sisters, though? THE PARENT TRAP: THE MUSICAL: ADULTS? Actually, I would 100% see a musical about adult twins switching places to get their divorced parents back together. If they’re grown-ups, you can also give the twins boyfriends (or girlfriends or one of each, whatever) whose kisses the switched twin would have to duck, out of loyalty. Until, obviously, one of the switched twins FALLS IN LOVE with her twin’s significant other. Oh, this is going to get angsty. I can hear the big finish to Act One already. We can suspend disbelief about the twin thing (and their age difference) enough for it to work! It’s going to be great!
ANYWAY, don’t wear this to the premiere of that play, okay, Keke?
Or, at the very least, maybe swap out the top so we don’t see your nipple rings, because the rest of it is pretty cute. Thank you!
Now, about your role in this show…
[Photos: Roger Wong/INFphoto.com]
The jacket was the best idea she’s had in years.
The facial expression suggests she seconds ago woke up from a decade-long fugue state, and fully agrees with me.
“HOLA LOVERS. It is future New York Times Bestselling Author Jennifer Lopez. Somebody typed and typed until my hands hurt so that I could bring you the next greatest thing to happen to you: True Love, or the Spanish translation, Amor Verdarero. And soon to be Wahre Lieve and 真実の恋 and in click language, Click Click Clicky Click. Because my love is global, lovers. The Lopez is the world. The Lopez is the children. The Lopez is the one who makes a brighter day, so let’s start giving. Your money. To me. Through bookstores. For we are LOVERS!”
This hair is a hoot and a half. Maybe even a hoot and tw0-thirds.