Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.
Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.
I feel like Rihanna showed up at this event and was like, “DAMMIT CYRUS. You totally stole my thunder.”
I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I feel like Miley saw Alan Cumming in Cabaret recently and woke up inspired to willkommen us into her abs. Or she’s got Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” video on repeat over her bed. OR BOTH. (Parenthetically — literally — it was announced yesterday that she’s the new Viva Glam spokesperson, so it is apt that she’s at this event, which is for amfAR.) Lucky, Tom Ford was there to indulge her crazy insanity.
In case you ever found yourself wondering when Kate Moss was going to go Full Crackpot:
The answer is, “last night.”