Time threw an environmental awards gala, and a summit that, ahem, gathers “leaders from the global TIME100 community to spotlight solutions and encourage action towards a better tomorrow.” That’s a lot of vague word salad that arguably puts MORE importance on talking than on doing. Still, Selena Gomez popped by to discuss how to have fewer murders in one’s building, and Shailene Woodley is there leading a seminar on labial sunbathing. … Fine, I made those up, but I bet it would’ve gotten a LOT more press if that were real.
