Fug File: Unfug It Up

Unfug or Fab: Evangeline Lilly


This is at least unusual; in fact, it’s almost Blanchettian.

But the slightly blousy abdominal region (due to the dropped waist) is giving this thing a really weird line, and I don’t love how the neck cowl plays with that. Why not just have it come up higher and close around the actual neck? And raise that band to her actual natural waist, which would enhance her natural shape rather than warping it. I don’t know. I DO appreciate that she’s making interesting choices; I just think this one desolates her smaug.

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Unfug It Up: Diane Kruger


If this weren’t sheer, I would be all over it:

If This Weren’t Sheer, by the way, is the name of the soulful album of slow jams I plan to release next year, based on the experience of covering 2013′s red carpets. You’ll love such hot tracks as “WORDS,” “Why? and “WTF?!?” as well as the album first single, “Why Don’t You Just Stab Me In The Face?” I’m probably going to open for Miley, in a totally post-modern, self-reflexive artistic statement wherein the headliner will be recreating the art I created about the headliner.

That being said, I really do think that if we could line this sucker, she could pop up on Reign and teach those anachronistic bitches some lessons. How would you fix it?

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AMAs Unfug It Up: Taylor Swift


I’m loving the fullness of Swifty’s hair here.

But she, like Heidi before her, looks like she’s jacking the skeeze of someone Of The Night — in this case, a former roller-disco queen named Venus Mercury, who became a hostess-on-wheels at a swinger’s club after a brief stint as the second alternate on the Olympic skating team, where she was known as Kelly-Ann and slept on a Holly Hobbie pillowcase.

The thing is, I like the skirt and the shoes; I just wish the bodice had rethought its direction in life. That’s not going to be flattering on anyone, particularly, besides which not everything on a person’s body has to be tiny and tight all at the same time. The skirt has enough sass for the rest of it; I’d have kept it simpler up top. Would you salvage this, or scrap it?

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Unfug It Up: Jennifer Lawrence


There’s a lot of sideboob happening here.  I didn’t think the sideboob last week was overly horrifying, but it turns out I have my limits. (Surprising no one, my limits for sideboob are pretty rigid.)

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Unfug It Up: Sarah Jessica Parker


SJP is all about leather and pink, and at this event she appears to be thisclose to ODing on accessories. You know that old chestnut about looking in the mirror and removing one item before you leave the house? She, like, looked in the mirror and added two more.

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Unfug It Up: Kat Graham


This feels like a fun concept that somehow turned into a bit of a drag. Which is saying something when you consider how bright it is.

It starts with the navel. This slice-of-skin thing is sophisticated only if it’s above the navel and your umbilical pit stays hidden. But then there’s the bodice, which doesn’t look like it’s meant to be outerwear — especially the straps — and the skirt has SO much happening that it doesn’t really need a tongue down at her knees. Et cetera. Do you agree? Is it too much, or is it working? Me, I’d like to tweak. But we are people who nitpicked the first chapter of Spoiled so many times that I seriously can’t ever read it again, so perhaps I just need to do as The Beatles suggest and let it be.

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