Usually Yanina Couture is peddling sheer stuff: some of it heinous, some of it beautiful in the parts that AREN’T sheer, and of it just goofy. This is as close to complete as I’ve ever seen from that line, with the possible exception of this tiered dress on Sophie Turner. The bubbles fizzing to the top of the bodice are fun — it is a kids’ movie they’re feting, after all — but I’m stopped completely short by the mustache erupting from her chest like a Vesuvius of tulle. Movember ended last week, Camila. We’ve already moved onto the month where you need to dress like the giant red bow on top of a Lexus.