Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Charo Bracket


No. 1 RITA ORA vs. No. 3 LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay doesn’t have the quantity, but can she compensate with quality? Assuming you change the definition of “quality” to mean the exact opposite.

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Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Cher Bracket


No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ 

I am so sincerely delighted by this matchup. It’s the first real challenge to Kim Kardashian’s epic Year of Fug, and while the slideshow is long, it is also pleasingly mind-boggling and chock full of everything upon which this very website was built: delusion, illusion, confusion. Embrace it with me.

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Fug Madness 2015: Your Elite Eight


All righty, here is your The Story So Far bracket, in both JPEG…

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… and PDF form: Fug-Madness-2015-Elite-Eight-bracket2.

This round, I call The Duets, because every pairing in here should totally record a song together. For better or worse.

No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ (Monday)

This might be my happy place. It would also be “for worse” in the Performing Together stakes, but CAN YOU IMAGINE.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part 2


No. 1 RIHANNA vs. No. 4 ROSE McGOWAN 

It’s a shame to see either of these women go. They worked SO HARD for this, whether they knew it or not.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part 2


No. 2 KAT GRAHAM vs. No. 3 LINDSAY LOHAN

I happen to be watching The Vampire Diaries as I write this, and I just want to state for the record that Kat Graham is SO beautiful. Don’t allow this to sway you! (Prediction: this one might be VERY close.)

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 2


No 1. LADY GAGA vs. No. 4 KATE HUDSON

I don’t know if Kate has ever made it this far, much less beyond this point. And Lady Gaga is a hella formidable roadblock.

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