Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket


(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (2) RITA ORA 

Allow me to share with you how I feel about this particular match-up in gif form:

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Kim Kardashian (75%, 4,583 Votes)
  • Rita Ora (25%, 1,500 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,081

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Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Cher Bracket


 

(1) MILEY CYRUS vs. (14) MADONNA

It’s so helpful that these two actually performed at something TOGETHER. Maybe they’re psychic.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Miley Cyrus (84%, 5,337 Votes)
  • Madonna (16%, 1,035 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,371

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Fug Madness 2014: Sweet 16 RESULTS and Elite Eight Preview


Because of the Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend, we’ve decided to run the Fug Madness Elite Eight matchups on Tuesday rather than spreading them across two days. Ergo, here are the results from the last round and a preview of what you’ll see tomorrow. Hint: Everyone left is REALLY worthy. If you are a visual person, here is the updated bracket:

And if you want to know how the last round’s matchups shook down, percentage-wise, click on to the preview:

The No. 1 seeds are alive

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Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Top Half


 

(1) LADY GAGA vs. (13) JADEN SMITH

It is hard to pretend Jaden has anything near the oeuvre Lady Gaga has; I’m sort of surprised he made it this far, frankly. But one never knows. Will he, like The Love Boat, be making another run?

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Lady Gaga (61%, 2,760 Votes)
  • Jaden Smith (39%, 1,760 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,517

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Fug Madness 2014: Sweet Sixteen, The Charo Bracket Bottom Half


 

(2) KATY PERRY vs. (3) PAULA PATTON

This is one of the few battles where a wacky low seed didn’t randomly sneak in. In other words: this could be one tough, girly cagematch.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Katy Perry (43%, 1,985 Votes)
  • Paula Patton (57%, 2,657 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,639

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Fug Madness 2014 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Top Half


 

(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (4) ELLIE GOULDING

I am imagining a world in which these two trade places, and Ellie goes around with Kanye and has to listen to Kris Jenner all day, and Kim sings at royal weddings. It’s worth exploring.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Kim Kardashian (90%, 4,448 Votes)
  • Ellie Goulding (10%, 523 Votes)

Total Voters: 4,967

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