Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Charli XCX vs. Kylie Jenner


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Kylie has coasted here relatively unchallenged. Charli XCX should change that. Your easy ride is OVER, Jenner.

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Jaime King v. Emily Ratajkowski


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In which two women whose faces are undeniably gorgeous make intriguing choices from the neck down.

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Kate Hudson vs. Miley Cyrus


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This, so far, has gone as the seedings foretold: Miley Cyrus muscled past Jennifer Morrison, and Kate Hudson ended Miranda Kerr’s reign of terror. What remains is two very different types of thirst.

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Hailee Steinfeld v. Serayah


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(3) HAILEE STEINFELD v. (10) SERAYAH

You guys! It’s Taylor Swift Squad Member vs. Taylor Swift Squad Member. My question is, how did TayTay vote?

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Kim Kardashian vs. Chloe Sevigny


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This is an interesting one. Kim’s barrage of fuggery is largely one-note; Chloe’s is full of flavors. Like going to a buffet that’s all steak, versus one that’s serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time. I don’t know if that’s an argument for or against either one of them, but there’s something to be said for how far and wide Chloe reaches, and yet she STILL seems to close her fist around something bonkers.

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Kanye vs. Klum


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If Heidi can’t take down Kanye, who can?

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Rita Ora vs. Kourtney Kardashian


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Rita once dated Rob Kardashian. Kourtney is, at least in a technical and biological sense if not perhaps much of a visible or emotional one, Rob’s sister.┬áSo┬áthis is ALMOST all-in-the-family. One will float off into the sunset, and one will survive to fire her fashion cannons another day.

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