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Fug Madness 2015, Elite Eight: Cher Bracket


No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ 

I am so sincerely delighted by this matchup. It’s the first real challenge to Kim Kardashian’s epic Year of Fug, and while the slideshow is long, it is also pleasingly mind-boggling and chock full of everything upon which this very website was built: delusion, illusion, confusion. Embrace it with me.

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Fug Madness 2015: Your Elite Eight


All righty, here is your The Story So Far bracket, in both JPEG…

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… and PDF form: Fug-Madness-2015-Elite-Eight-bracket2.

This round, I call The Duets, because every pairing in here should totally record a song together. For better or worse.

No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ (Monday)

This might be my happy place. It would also be “for worse” in the Performing Together stakes, but CAN YOU IMAGINE.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part 2


No. 1 RIHANNA vs. No. 4 ROSE McGOWAN 

It’s a shame to see either of these women go. They worked SO HARD for this, whether they knew it or not.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part 2


No. 2 KAT GRAHAM vs. No. 3 LINDSAY LOHAN

I happen to be watching The Vampire Diaries as I write this, and I just want to state for the record that Kat Graham is SO beautiful. Don’t allow this to sway you! (Prediction: this one might be VERY close.)

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 2


No 1. LADY GAGA vs. No. 4 KATE HUDSON

I don’t know if Kate has ever made it this far, much less beyond this point. And Lady Gaga is a hella formidable roadblock.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part 2


[Before we start: I forgot to do a bracket reflecting the winners of the first two rounds, so here is a PDF you can view or download: Fug_Madness_bracket_2015_sweet16. Then on Sunday, when we finalize the Sweet Sixteen Results, I'll update it again, and so on and so forth. So you can keep track even if you didn't fill out a bracket yourself. Sorry there isn't a JPEG, but honestly, I find the PDFs easier to read (and my browser lets me read them without downloading, so hopefully yours does too). Okay! Back to our show. -H]

No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. No. 14 KEKE PALMER

This one is going to be close. J Lo has MORE, but what Keke has is STRONG.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part One


No. 3 JESSIE J vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER

Everyone thinks it’s Kim’s year, but here comes little sis, storming her way through the bracket in her first eligible season. Can she knock out another perennial contender?

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