Fug File: Who Fugged It More

Emmy Awards Who Fugged It More: Julianne Hough vs Lena Headey


When this came down the runway two weeks ago, Jessica wrote that it’s what Kate Middleton would wear when she decided to mess with everyone¬†and give the Queen a coronary.

I’ve decided that’s exactly right, then, because at times Julianne Hough’s style is totally “Kate Middleton, If She Were Trying To Give The Queen A Coronary.” Her head looks tremendous, but the rest of her looks like she’s living a Katy Perry fever dream.

But at least the gown has pretty DNA. I have no idea what the heck is going on with Lena Headey’s:

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Who Fugged It More: Grimes vs 2 Chainz


This might be my favorite one of these EVER. Let us begin with Canadian musician Grimes, a.k.a. Claire Boucher:

I don’t even know what to say. Do I commend her for matching her chunky gold necklace to her ornate pants? Is there any point to discussing the dirty kicks she’s wearing with them? Why are those cut like pajamas? What is on her arm? Is that a blood-pressure cuff? Did she anticipate flying into a white-hot heart-stifling rage at any point in the night, and if so, did it happen when she laid eyes on this man?

Behold

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VMAs Who Fugged It More: Iggy Azalea vs Ciara vs Iggy Azalea


Yes, you read that right — Iggy Azalea wore not one but TWO see-through outfits, which means this is going to be a dogfight. Poor Ciara. All that effort into looking super naked, and some random Australian singer takes her thunder and flosses with it. In other news, I just imagined Iggy Pop in these outfits and now I can’t unsee it. You’re welcome.

If you're still conscious, please vote on which is MORE egregious:

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VMAs Who Fugged or Fabbed It More? Katy Perry vs. Coco Rocha, plus Well Played, Coco


I have NO IDEA who decided it would be a good idea for Katy Perry to wear something to the VMAs that Coco Rocha already wore to the Met Ball, but WHY would you set yourself up to be in a Who Wore It Better with COCO ROCHA??!?! That is not going to end well unless you are, like, Karlie Kloss and possibly not even then. It just feels like setting one’s self up for failure.

Who do you think wore it better? Get your judgement on in the comments, please.

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Who Fugged It More: Miley Cyrus vs Katerina Graham


There’s something very dated-feeling about this.

I don’t know if it’s the dress with giant pocket flaps at the hip bones, or something about the bodice, or the aggressive goldness of the Chuck E. Cheese tokens with which it’s been decorated. But it keeps reminding me of the inappropriately grown-up things people bought at Express and wore to my middle-school formal dances (a girl’s first French twist thinks it needs her first cocktail dress too). It isn’t making me black out with rage, but it’s stale.

Miley’s version was less “our little girl’s NOT all grown up, but don’t tell HER that” and more “when did our little girl get into bondage?”

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Fug/Fab Face-Off: Morena Baccarin vs. Sarah Hyland


When we saw this dress on Morena Baccarin during the SAG Awards weekend, I thought that it was kind of cute, yet maybe kind of cutesy and young for her. So along comes very cute and young Sarah Hyland wearing the same thing:

Sarah, unfortunately, lost the war on skirt wrinkles. She also picked silver pumps instead of the black ones Morena wore; I prefer the metallics in theory, but in execution those contribute a bit to what Jessica called “the uniform on the cutest carhop at the burger joint,” if you replace the last couple words with “cutest peanut-slinger NOT A EUPHEMISM at the Playboy¬†Family Circus.” But while this whole thing feels more age- and style-appropriate for Sarah, her hair looks like she sped over in a convertible and she seems stiff and a little uncomfortable, so maybe Morena — on whom the fit also looked crisper — should have the edge. It’s a toughie. Warm up your voting fingers for next week’s Fug Madness and let’s get judgy.

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