This might be my favorite one of these EVER. Let us begin with Canadian musician Grimes, a.k.a. Claire Boucher:

I don’t even know what to say. Do I commend her for matching her chunky gold necklace to her ornate pants? Is there any point to discussing the dirty kicks she’s wearing with them? Why are those cut like pajamas? What is on her arm? Is that a blood-pressure cuff? Did she anticipate flying into a white-hot heart-stifling rage at any point in the night, and if so, did it happen when she laid eyes on this man?

You guys, I am giving this to 2 Chainz. If you’re going to wear pants that look like a royal portrait frame, you might as well do it with a matching blazer, a giant medallion, and a t-shirt that covers up the waistband. Also, they actually FIT him. Also, his shoes are clean. Oh, 2 Chainz. When you bump into her backstage and she’s in the tepid version of your outfit, be kind to her. She might be your lobster.

Who DID wear it best?

  • Claire "Grimes" Boucher (11%, 364 Votes)
  • 2 Chainz (89%, 3,005 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,369

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