When this came down the runway two weeks ago, Jessica wrote that it’s what Kate Middleton would wear when she decided to mess with everyone and give the Queen a coronary.
I’ve decided that’s exactly right, then, because at times Julianne Hough’s style is totally “Kate Middleton, If She Were Trying To Give The Queen A Coronary.” Her head looks tremendous, but the rest of her looks like she’s living a Katy Perry fever dream.
But at least the gown has pretty DNA. I have no idea what the heck is going on with Lena Headey’s:
This is all panties and wallpaper and Too Much Information. Did the invitation this year say “pants optional,” or “thighs mandatory,” or “Wack Is The New Black”?
But if you were being forced at gunpoint to pick one that's worse:
- Julianne (40%, 2,578 Votes)
- Lena (27%, 1,729 Votes)
- I can't pick. Just shoot me. I CHOOSE DEATH. (33%, 2,134 Votes)
Total Voters: 6,441