Fug File: Fug or Fab

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Jessie J


Let’s check in with one of our Wacky Fug Favorites, shall we?

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Fug or Fab: Rachel McAdams in Zuhair Murad


I loved her as Regina George but I do not miss her Regina George hair. Which is neither here nor there; I just needed an introduction to this slideshow, and her hair in that movie has always bothered me, so I decided to pick the scab. It happens.

Is this dress in the Burn Book?

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Fug or Fab: Chrissy Teigen in Milly


Generally, I think these midriff-y outfits work better if the top looks as little like a bra as possible. So that’s one strike against this.

Chrissy Teigen in Milly on "Extra"

The dueling bands — orange and black — seem so samey as to be fighting with each other a bit, and I like her better as a brunette, but that’s a digression I suppose. Basically, for me, the lively and insane pattern goes a LONG way toward making me consider voting “fab” on something that I might ordinarily question. It reminds me of those old screen-savers on the first color Macs. This one would be the habitat for Fish, obviously, which only means someone should make a Flying Toasters dress. I’m looking at YOU, Rodarte.

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Fug or Fab: Christina Hendricks in Dolce & Gabbana


I was thinking, “So many people wore Dolce & Gabbana to this premiere!!” and then I actually read the step and repeat, which says “Dolce & Gabbana,” right there! Now what we’ve established Jessica Can’t Read, let’s talk about Joan:

In a non-clothing-related comment, ever since one of you pointed out the ankle-pop stance she always takes in photos, it’s all I can see. She pops that foot out there the way Paris Hilton arches her back. It’s totally her red carpet tic. ANYWAY. In other news, I am conflicted:

  1. I love a metallic the way other people love their children.
  2. I enjoy this IN THEORY.
  3. It might have needed to be a v-neck? I feel like Joan would have shown a bit more clav — like cleavage, but with clavicle. I can understand Hendricks not wanting to look like Joan all the time. But here’s the thing: Joan always looks AMAZING. I have pale hands, so I just stuck my pinky finger onto this photo to give the illusion of a lower neck, and I think that might have made this a slam dunk.
  4. On the other hand, half the time Christina wears a turtleneck, so this may have been a fight won by a tired stylist somewhere, in the long run, unbeknownst to us.
  5. But I think the proportions are a bit off. She’s experiencing a very minor case of Does This Outfit Make My Head Look Too Small?
  6. I think that skirt has real potential.  IT’S SHINY.
  7. I’m going to STEAL THE EARRINGS and run away with them. Never you mind that one of my ear holes has closed up and I’m going to have to re-pierce it, old-school, with a ice-cube and a piece of potato, to wear them. THEY WILL BE MINE.
  8. I have no idea what this adds up to, in terms of overall success. I’m off to jab a pushpin through my ear. Talk amongst yourselves.

[Photo: Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana]

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Fugs or Fabs: Emma Stone (With Bonus Colin Firth AND Andrew Garfield)


Garfield has a beard now! Also: outfits!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Masters of Sex TCA Party


First of all, this show is really so good. Every time I even just see Allison Janney, I want to cry. On the show, I mean. Not, like, if I see a picture of her at the Emmys, or whatever. Then I just want to get a drink with her. I feel that I must tell you, at this point, that Allison Janney, despite being amazing on Masters of Sexis not actually at this event. I’m sorry I got your hopes up. That being said, everyone is good on this show, so just assume that I am saying that about basically everyone in this slideshow. (I am concerned that Sarah Silverman is joining the cast. VERY CONCERNED.)

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