Fug File: Fug or Fab

Cannes Fug or Fab: Berenice Bejo in Alexis Mabille


I love the idea of this. I just can’t decide if I want to pledge allegiance to it in a deep way.

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Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Aishwarya Rai in Roberto Cavalli


She is such a beautiful woman, and people were going crazy for these dresses, but I’m not as partial to them. Let”s hug it out in the comments.

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Fug or Fab: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Victoria Beckham


I have a lot of questions about Rose Huntington-Whiteley, like: is she really an actress or are we all just kidding ourselves? Is it wrong that I find it funny that a movie about ice cream bars is premiering at Cannes? And should I have an ice cream bar now, or wait until later? Oh, also, the outfit:

To me, this reads as the most glorious tennis dress in the world. But I also like tennis dresses — tennis, I feel, is the sport with the cutest outfits, which is of paramount importance when one is considering taking up an athletic hobby — so for me, this is love. Not in the tennis sense. In the real sense.

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Charlize Theron on Vogue, June 2014


…did Vogue seriously give Charlize a cover for A Million Ways to Die in the West?

I mean, I know they really gave her the cover because she’s Charlize Theron and she’s beautiful but between this and SNL there’s a PR professional out there who deserves an Edible Arrangement, is what I am saying (even if Charlize’s SNL was arguably the worst of this season) because a Seth MacFarlane Joint is not in the Vogue wheelhouse. ANYWAY. Let’s discuss. I rather like the dress, even if she looks like she’s being stitched up like a baseball, but something about her eye makeup rather makes her look as if she’s in the middle of an allergy attack. I guess tis the season. POLLEN IS SO HOT FOR SPRING.

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Cannes Unfug or Fab: Rosario Dawson in Dolce & Gabbana and Sportmax


I’d say about… 75 percent of what Rosario Dawson wears makes me think, “Eh, not my favorite.” Here’s another lukewarm pool to jump into:

It’s… fine. Not that flattering to her chest; I think it might have looked better if the black detail want all the way down and didn’t stop halfway down, which asks the eye to go STRAIGHT to her underboob area. But then maybe the top would’ve been too unbalanced, so maybe the whole thing┬áneeded to be black-on-white. I’m not UPSET with it, though. I just don’t know if we are ever going to be close friends.

Her Sportmax ensemble is a lot more lively:

the next one is a colorfest

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro


I want to like this. It’s weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties.

But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the summer. And I don’t think the Migratory Patterns of the Two-Breasted Saldana are something we should be studying right now.

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