Fug File: Fug or Fab

Fug or Fab: Amal Alamuddin Clooney


After those first two outings in black, I like that Amal is embracing other parts of the rainbow on the red carpet.

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The satiny gown is definitely a romantic idea, but everything therein looks like it’s been placed rather lopsidedly on the shelf, no? Maybe the chicken-cutlet bra — one of those that sticks to your skin — wasn’t applied evenly, like when you put the  pegs in your bookshelf and then don’t notice until you put on the shelf that one side is lower than the other. It COULD just be the angle, but regardless. She’s statuesque, and there’s a certain glamour here, but I’m not sure if it’s Full-Price Fab or being peddled at a discount. Both of which are more than I can say for Intern George’s pants. Those suckers aren’t even trying. In all these years of his GFY employ, when he fed us snacks and rubbed our shoulders and said soothing things to us about our hair, did he not learn ANYTHING? Might be time for a refresher course, George. Our martinis aren’t going to mix themselves.

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen


I am actually very close to liking this outright.

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Truly, I think the dress is great on her. My hangups are that I think the serpentine arm cuff is cool but not perhaps sufficient — does she need more bracelets on her other arm? — and the giant platform shoes, the likes of which belong in Grease on the foot of a young Australian lass who is so busy pandering to her horndog greaser boyfriend that she failed to notice he’d been willing to raise his game. So, basically, it’s like cooking a wonderful roast and then serving it garnished with only one tiny roasted potato and Hot Wheels car.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman


Do you think she’s sad she’s not at Cannes this year? I am, mostly because Kidman is at her best at Cannes.

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Cannes Fugs or Fabs: The Mad Max Photocall and Premiere


Yeah, this post was originally just going to be Charlize, but who am I to deny you Tom Hardy and Nicholas Hoult? And then I realized we might as well talk about Zoe Kravitz, too. In other words: let’s get all Mad Max up in here.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Mad Max Premiere


I gleaned by reading between the lines of some tweets following this premiere that Mad Max is quite good, but that there’s an embargo on mentioning that yet, which seems dumb because almost everyone I know is like, “there’s a new Mad Max movie? Huh.” (In fairness, I may not be traveling in circles that would include a high number of Mad Max enthusiasts.) That said, apparently there’s all kind of people in this movie whose faces I enjoy. Let’s look at some of them.

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Fug or Fab: Mischa Barton


Have we entered a phase where the erstwhile Marissa Cooper has turned into a Noted Kook?

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Because if so…I kind of love it. GO FULL CAFTAN, MISCHA.

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