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Fug Upon A Time


I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following:  “WHAT? NO.”

I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.

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Well Played, Rosario Dawson


Rosario Dawson is in a new movie directed by Danny Boyle, and they themselves just broke up, so I like to think this is her Eat Your Heart Out dress.

I suspect it’s working.

The front isn’t as deliciously divatastic as the back, sadly, but that’s probably for the best. It’s often cooler and classier to make one statement instead of several.

and what is that statement?

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Mena Suvari


Last year, Mena Suvari infamously wore the bird flu to the Oscar parties, and not only was she Fug Nation’s worst dressed, but Jessica and I put her on People magazine’s worst list too.

This year it’s like she said, “Screw it. I’m not even taking off my robe to get dressed.”

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Judy Greer


I enjoy Judy Greer in pretty much everything she’s ever done.

Except for this. She looks like a meditation-through-art therapist at a senior center who threw this on at the last minute, because she forgot about Clyde and Mary-Mae’s special Valentine’s Week nursing home production of Rent.

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Oscars Fug/Fab Face-Off: Sally Field vs Hilary Swank


It seems… at best remiss that Valentino dressed one of tonight’s Oscar nominees in something HUGELY similar to what it gave a 90210 alum. … Okay, fine, Hilary Swank is also a two-time Oscar winner, but we all know Former Steve Sanders Love Interest is what’s going on her tombstone.

Neither of them won an Oscar tonight, but they can win this (a... Fugscar?). Whose is better:

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Grammys Mostly Well Played, On A Purely Sartorial Level: Rihanna


Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it.

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