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Oscars Fug Carpet: Mena Suvari


Last year, Mena Suvari infamously wore the bird flu to the Oscar parties, and not only was she Fug Nation’s worst dressed, but Jessica and I put her on People magazine’s worst list too.

This year it’s like she said, “Screw it. I’m not even taking off my robe to get dressed.”

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Judy Greer


I enjoy Judy Greer in pretty much everything she’s ever done.

Except for this. She looks like a meditation-through-art therapist at a senior center who threw this on at the last minute, because she forgot about Clyde and Mary-Mae’s special Valentine’s Week nursing home production of Rent.

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Oscars Fug/Fab Face-Off: Sally Field vs Hilary Swank


It seems… at best remiss that Valentino dressed one of tonight’s Oscar nominees in something HUGELY similar to what it gave a 90210 alum. … Okay, fine, Hilary Swank is also a two-time Oscar winner, but we all know Former Steve Sanders Love Interest is what’s going on her tombstone.

Neither of them won an Oscar tonight, but they can win this (a... Fugscar?). Whose is better:

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Grammys Mostly Well Played, On A Purely Sartorial Level: Rihanna


Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it.

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Fab or Fine: Amy Adams


Y’all know I have been less than enamored of Amy’s outfits lately. And in one case, I think maybe I tried too hard to like it because I was sick of that blah wah-waaaaah feeling. Tell me: Am I doing the same here? Or is this actually good?

The color is a nice rich red, and she doesn’t look stumpy, and the fit seems precise. But I freely admit I might just be hypnotized by her cascade of titian tresses, which is basically its own Pantene ad. The longer I look at her face, the more I wonder if she needed to stop doing the exact same makeup she does every other day for every other type of event, and branch into a red that plays with the dress… but then again, I am someone who doesn’t know HOW to do any makeup other than mascara and whatever lip gloss I just found in my purse, so what do I know?

What do YOU know?

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It’s a Good Fug/Hilariously Played, Karolina Kurkova


Martha, Martha, MARTHA.

If, and only if, this ballet you’re seeing is about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo, then I accept you wearing gold lame dance pants. AND if this ballet you’re seeing is about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo, and you didn’t send me tickets, I will NEVER do any scrapbooking ever again and what’s more A CRAFTING TABLE WILL NEVER ENTER THIS HOUSE. OH YES, YOU HEARD ME.

Just in case you were wondering whether the dress code for this event was Jazzerthighs:

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