I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following: “WHAT? NO.”
I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.
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Last year, Mena Suvari infamously wore the bird flu to the Oscar parties, and not only was she Fug Nation’s worst dressed, but Jessica and I put her on People magazine’s worst list too.
This year it’s like she said, “Screw it. I’m not even taking off my robe to get dressed.”
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I enjoy Judy Greer in pretty much everything she’s ever done.
Except for this. She looks like a meditation-through-art therapist at a senior center who threw this on at the last minute, because she forgot about Clyde and Mary-Mae’s special Valentine’s Week nursing home production of Rent.
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Met Ball Well Played: Maggie Gyllenhaal
I know the dog collar feels like something of a paltry ode to costume punk.
But you know what? This is great on her, and yes, I say that even knowing she’s got a little sideboob poking out. Maggie looks sexy and confident in it, which is a refreshing change for her lately, and the pixie cut is utterly perfect with it. Maybe she’s getting lucky and I’m just too exhausted from everybody else to raise a strenuous objection, or maybe I’m grading on a curve based on her last couple outfits. But I’m going to stand by myself here. And then maybe give myself a shoulder rub, because damn, those suckers are starting to burn.
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