There are times when I see a photo of a celeb — like Kathy Najimy here — and I can’t even think in words:
Instead, a vision of the back pages of next week’s issue of Us Weekly float in front of my eyes, and I divine that this is the center photo. One of the captions says something like, “Sister, we’re not buying this act.” And mark my words. This will come to pass. Some people can read minds; some can predict earthquakes. And I? I am Fashion Police Psychic, and I know this with the same certainty that I know I will drink a glass of wine this weekend, and that I will probably buy another pair of jeans within the next six weeks. Bet on it.