More like, the most interesting of the red carpet. For example:
“We love how much Sandra Bullock has spun the color wheel lately, but this looks like the decor at a baby shower where nobody knows the kid’s gender yet and they’re kind of annoyed about it.”
For more sassy short-takes, check out our piece at The Cut! And if you didn’t watch the red carpet yesterday, feel free to read (or revisit) our liveblog!