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NY Fug.com: The Best, Worst, and Weirdest from Fashion Week


Behold, our Fashion Week wrap-up post, where we share all the tid-bits we couldn’t share earlier, and decide who looked best, who looked worst, the full story of that time we almost got kicked out of Tommy Hilfiger, and whose mustache was the most horrifying:

“It’s a runaway win for Justin Bieber’s new mustache, which really just looks like the landing spot for his eyebrow droppings. We imagine him grooming it carefully in front of the mirror with a My Little Pony mane-and-tail comb.”

Get the whole scoop at The Cut!

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ICYMI: New York Fugshion Week


Rumor has it that you have stuff to do in your lives beyond hanging out here at GFY, reading stuff and commenting on things and making shopping lists of DRESSES YOU WANT and DRESSES YOU WANT TO BURN. So if you missed anything, here is a handy round-up of everything we wrote for our friends at The Cut, plus a handy slideshow of everyone who went to Marc Jacobs and Calvin Klein yesterday.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Six


We talked to Padma when we saw her at Naeem Khan, and she was very gregarious — going so far as to poke fun at herself for wearing this outfit. We also witnessed some random dude butting in to offer Homeland’s Morgan Saylor some Valentino. I KNOW. We have no idea what happened but we hope it was legit.

The only other shows we wrote up were Badgley Mischka and Vera Wang, the highlight of which was John Legend bouncing both Chrissy Teigen and Petra Nemcova on her knee.

But we did go to Jenny Packham, and are happy to report that Christina Hendricks looked freaking wonderful. Here’s hoping she did some fruitful Emmy shopping.

[Photos: Getty]

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebrity Sightings, Day 5


This was a thrilling day. Sure, we didn’t get to revisit Bieber and his WISPY MUSTACHE OF DOOM, but we DID spy the following:

Lady Mary (and…Ne-Yo??) at Carolina Herrera? Plus Christina Hendricks and also Rose McGowan, who continues to be hilarious, and like 300 other people. Seriously, everyone loves Carolina.

– Goldie Hawn attended Donna Karan and she was SO GOLDIE she turned herself into an adjective.

TAYLOR MOMSEN ALERT. Wait. We saw Taylor, and the Biebs — of all our Fug Madness winners, we’re missing Aubrey O’Day, Bai Ling, Amber Rose, and Vanessa Hudgens. Hudgens, we may still see. PLEASE GOD LET BAI SHOW UP SOMEWHERE. Anyway, click through to see all the other yahoos we spied yesterday and pop over to The Cut to read all about our adventures.

 

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebrity Sightings, Day 4


Yes, you’re seeing this right: We were two feet away from Reigning Fug Madness Champion Justin Bieber. Here is how it all went down, and no, I did not get to ask him any illuminating questions about crotches. I did NOT notice that he is TRYING TO GROW A MUSTACHE OH MY GOD IT IS NOT WORKING JUSTIN, and now I feel like I betrayed the people by not discussing that in the post.

– At Tracy Reese, we talked to Meghan Markle about the suits (and other outfits) on Suits;

Rita Ora closed DKNY, and Anthony Kiedis was there looking like refried Ken Paves.

– Rihanna didn’t show up at Zac Posen, but Christina Hendricks did, and what do you know: She looked mostly nice.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 3


Oooh, we have some good stuff for you today, my pretties. And some of that stuff involves prettiness.

Nicki Minaj showed up at Herve Leger with two totally OVER THE TOP bodyguards, who seemed really to rumble with any wayward fashionista who crossed their path. One of them looked slightly like The Rock, and as ridiculous as the entire thing was, I’d like to just put it out to the universe that I would totally watch a remake of The Bodyguard starring Nicki Minaj and The Rock.

– We sat right behind Fug Fave Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Taylor and she was really charming. Also, I am completely photobombing her in this photo, and I did it on purpose, yes.

– You know who’s hot? Nigel Barker. So smooth. So suave. So handsome.

We chatted with Selma Blair at Christian Siriano, and learned many things, including that her son has a beloved Marc Jacobs doll, which is very cute indeed.

Ashley from Revenge was at Monique Lhuiller, and we did NOT as her why her character was the worst PR person in the universe. LOADS of other people were there, too, including Maggie Grace, to whom we spoke at length about SWORDS.

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