You guys, seriously, there’s nothing I can say other than: You REALLY have to see some of these. For example, from April, 1992:

“…while she could not have divined that American Horror Story someday would put the final nail in the Gimp-costume coffin, she did presumably have time to talk herself out of this during the 45 minutes it doubtless took to put it on.”

All that, and SO MUCH MORE at The Cut.