You know. Sometimes they’re a little bit country. Sometimes they’re a little bit “Where Am I?” I long for more spangles. For example:
“Who: Just a multiplatinum singer who wrote “Feel Like A Woman,” the song that even Don Draper couldn’t have resisted sticking in feminine grooming commercials.
What: Shania vanished to Switzerland for about a decade, and it shows. From the front this is a babydoll dress that’s unraveling itself, and from the back, it’s what one of those blink-and-you-miss-them “’amous bands’ would wear to play 90210’s Peach Pit After Dark.”