In which we choose ten of last night’s most cracked out get-ups, like this one:

“Because obviously what the VMAs are missing is a low-rent Gwen Stefani impersonator straight from an uncontrolled binge in the bead aisle of her local craft store. Say a prayer for the hot glue stick that died for this look’s sins.”

Read all about the poor dear — and all the other poor dears in question over at The Cut.