Our Oscar coverage will be hopping here at GFY all day — read early, read often! – but we can whet your appetite with our traditional take on some of the most noteworthy looks over at New York magazine.

“We understand that Kristen Stewart’s stance was due to whatever had her on crutches all night long. But no injury can explain why her dress is a size and a half too big and also looks like it got caught in a rototiller.”

Read the rest at Vulture!

Tags: 2013 Oscars