In which we examine where everyone seemed to think they were actually going. To wit:

Where she thought she was going: The Council for Fashion Designers Awards (CFDAs), a.k.a., exactly the place to wear something bizarre so as to elicit the response, “Oh, but it’s so directional.”

Guess who? Plus: people who thought they were going ice-skating, time-traveling, to Eurovision, and one misplaced porn extra. Read Read Read all about it at The Cut.