The first thing I thought about this photo was, “Man, I wish Kim Kardashian would cut the rest of her hair to match what the front is doing.”
And then I slow-clapped a little at those massive sleeves. It’s like she’s saying, “Okay, bitches, you want to talk about me being big? HERE YOU GO. SLEEVE IT UP, JACKHOLES.”
Dear tabloids: If you can think of no other reason to cease being gross to her during this time, then I found one for you. STOP MAKING ME SIDE WITH HER. It’s uncomfortable.