Finally! My habit of watching every trashy and quasi-trashy reality show on television comes into play, professionally-speaking. I was talking to someone the other night about what topics we could speak to extemporaneously for half an hour with no warning and mine was the complicated, intertwined world of the Real Housewives and other Bravo reality programming and lo! My time has come! With bonus appearances from Selling Sunset and a dash of The Bachelorette.

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