To celebrate the opening of Iron Man 3, we took a look at basically everything GOOP’s ever worn. And SOME OF IT IS INSANE. For one thing, the 90s were weird. Really weird. To wit:

 “The shoes of the late nineties/early aughts — like the leisure suit before them — are warts on history. Our grandchildren are going to have notes.”

All that plus velvet Tom Ford For Gucci suits, nipples, more nipples, some side-butt, a LOT of tank dresses, some Brad Pitt, and generally a lot of good hair. (She gives good hair.) Read all about it at The Cut!