Kids’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Kevin McHale

I’m sure Kevin McHale is a nice person, and all — although every time I write his name, I think of the former Celtics player Kevin McHale, whom I hated primarily because I grew up in Los Angeles and there is no one a Los Angeleno child of the 80s hated more than the Boston Celtics. I mean, look: he is nice to small, adorable children:

That being said: WHAT. One of my Sims is LITERALLY wearing this right now. And he just peed himself. DON’T EMULATE THE SIMS.

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Comments (30):

  1. Elizabeth

    Until I scrolled past his hips I was so sure this was going to be a dress.

  2. Sylvia

    I would ponder if this is considered a vest or a shirt, but instead I choose to ponder why it exist at all. Just, no.

  3. Sajorina

    His face & hair look great! But that thing on his torso seems to have been made for flat chested women to wear! Jeans, shoes & kids are fine, but I can’t get past the unzipped vest or whatever that is!

  4. Willow

    I thought the pillar behind him was a cape, I was afraid.

  5. Donna

    I think this would look really cute on me — a woman.

  6. Ruth

    He looks like a symmetrically jawed Harry Connick, Jr. here.

    • Kit

      you’re right he does!

      Also, a “symmetrically-jawed Harry Connick, Jr.” from the Shire.

  7. Amanda

    I feel like I’ve seen that shirt on one of the women from The Golden Girls.

  8. Leah

    The white bit between his legs makes him look like a cardboard cutout.

  9. Kellie

    Ohmygod…you’re SO right about hating the Celtics as an LA kid of the 80s! I always thought Kevin McHale (b-baller, not Glee guy) looked like Frankenstein. And don’t even get me started on Danny Ainge. I still hate that guy.

    • Sandra

      Aw, if you’re gonna hate on my team for being funny-looking, you can’t leave out Basketball Jesus. His Momma called him Larry Joe and Spike Lee called him “the ugliest m***er-f**er in the NBA” , which probably is not entirely untrue.

      As for this Kevin McHappyMeal, that shirt is the guy version of the Stella McCartney Dobie-sponge dress.

  10. witjunkie

    That vest is giving him boobs. And the way the armholes are cut in, it looks like his T has puffed sleeves. If he was wearing a skirt he’d look like that Italian tennis player.

  11. Charlotte

    Oh gosh, this post made me laugh until I cried. It’s true: don’t, under any circumstances, emulate the Sims, whether it’s wearing tragic fashion choices or placing flammable objects near the fireplace.

    (Does anyone else remember the “raver” outfits from Nightlife? I keep expecting Jessie J or possibly Katy Perry to show up wearing an exact replica of the one-sleeved kimono minidress with matching thigh-highs.)

  12. Erica

    Conflicted I am.

    I think I like this, but not that pattern, and not with a t-shirt.

  13. Libby

    He would have looked so much better if he had worn a size-appropriate version of his son’s outfit. I don’t even know what that sci-fi vest thingy is, but it’s heinous.

  14. Shiitake

    Headache inducing.

  15. Ellen

    I was Boston-born and raised before my parents dragged me off to the Deep South, so given that I’m also of a certain age (ahem) I too think of Boston Celtics Kevin McHale whenever I hear this guy’s name. And I hate the Lakers to this day, although I also reserve a healthy dose of scorn for the 1980s Detroit Pistons, Lebron James, and Rick Pitino.

    Having said all that, I think this young McHale is adorable and usually looks great on the red carpet, so this weird vest is jarring. It reminds me of ugly linoleum.

  16. Jenna

    That vest is horrible, but he’s so darned cute, I have to forgive him. Also, I appreciate that he keeps taking his niece and nephew to events like this.

  17. Frankie

    I have no patience for how long it takes the Sims to ‘build relationships’ so I force them to keep talking for hours on end until they pee themselves and fall asleep on the street. On topic – I do like Kevin’s shoes.

  18. Amy

    Looks like the same kiddos from his previous Fug at the Kids’ Choice Awards. Are they his siblings? cousins? secret love children?

    • Tana

      I just looked it up. It’s his niece and nephew. He’s only 23 so I’m glad to hear he has no children.

  19. vandalfan

    Seems like a discarded costume from a Star Trek sequel. Perhaps he can play Wesley.

  20. Kris M

    Outfit aside, I like his voice best of all the Glee kids. Can he have a solo career please?

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    i think that they have money…so why do they appear likre that…?? pure kids… better to have chosan alone what to wear..!

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