I’m sure Kevin McHale is a nice person, and all — although every time I write his name, I think of the former Celtics player Kevin McHale, whom I hated primarily because I grew up in Los Angeles and there is no one a Los Angeleno child of the 80s hated more than the Boston Celtics. I mean, look: he is nice to small, adorable children:

That being said: WHAT. One of my Sims is LITERALLY wearing this right now. And he just peed himself. DON’T EMULATE THE SIMS.