It’s official: I am too old, and our photo budget too precious, to feature every single person who showed up at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. I cannot keep up with all of it. So I curated this very heavily into People I Recognize or With Whose Names I Have a Passing Familiarity. There’s always next year, pals.

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