Fugger: Taylor Swift

Mostly Well Played, Taylor Swift

Let’s see what T Swift’s got up her sleeve. Or what sleeves…you know what? I’m not going to be able to pull off the u-turn required for that bit of wordplay. Just ignore me.

[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: The KIIS FM Jingle Ball (or Balls)

I’m so late with this. Maybe it’s because when it was happening, I hadn’t hung my own Christmas decorations yet, so ball-jingling felt premature.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Victoria’s Secret Fugs or Fabs: Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande

Along with Ed Sheeran — who made many appearances in the runway slideshow — these two were the big performers at last night’s event. Is it wrong if I sort of hope they hated each other? Because it seems like they WOULD. (Team Taylor, of course. They might both write mean songs about each other, but Ariana’s marble mouth means I won’t be able to understand whatever she’s warbling about Swifty.)


American Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: People in Metallics

As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be…resistible.

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]


American Music Awards Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in Michael Kors

Taylor won some kind of Dick Clark Award for General Stellarness, and she was very well-spoken and gracious, and that’s one of the reasons I can’t ever really get sick of her. She means well, she’s a hard worker, she can string two words together… If I had a daughter, she could do a lot worse than to look up to Swifty.

Taylor Swift 2014 American Music Awards

And Swifty could do a lot worse than this dress, but she could also do a lot better. And has. I almost prefer the Unitard of Doom to this, because at least that was sort of… pert. This is a beautiful color, but a snoozy design. I want to keep the skirt and send the rest back to Michael Kors with instructions that he should redo it or else receive a Singing Telegram from Heidi Klum in which he is ceremonially Auf’d.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Taylor Swift

She is as relentless with the coats as she is with being photographed. If ubiquity is in the cards, I’m glad it’s so cute.

[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet, AKM-GSI]