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Fugtrospective: Taylor Swift’s Met Gala Gowns


T.Swizz here is the co-chair of Monday’s Met Gala, the theme of which this year is — ahem — “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology, highlighting the intersection of fashion and tech in today’s world.” (So get ready for a lot of LED dresses, basically.) Just for fun, as we prepare for whatever Taylor has in store — for some reason I’m predicting a Tron vibe from her — let’s take a look back at all of her Met Gala ensembles. Pick your fave.

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Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in YSL at the iHeartRadio Awards and Haney at the GLAAD Awards


With the caveat that fewer things bring me more joy on this rapidly decaying earth than (poorly) belting Taylor Swift in the car, I do have some notes.

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Oscar Fugs and Fabs: The Taylor Swift Squad


The memo apparently was to wear black. Selena (and Lorde, actually) wore silver and black. I hope they won’t have bad blood now.

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Grammys Post-Party Fugs and Fabs


I thought for a second that was Selena Gomez in the background, and I was going to stage a fashion intervention. As it is, we might need to tell Taylor to put down the tube tops.

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Grammys Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in Versace and Selena Gomez in Calvin Klein


This sure feels like a recipe baked from borrowed ingredients — say, a dash of this tube-top look and a pinch of this one, a soupçon of these abs, and a hefty cup of the skirt from what she wore last year. In fact, this entire affair is basically the bathing suit version of that Elie Saab. And it is not my mason jar of jam.

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Fug or Fab the Waxwork: Taylor Swift


It’s so lovely of Madame Tussauds to give us a new human candle right in time for the holidays.

Taylor Swift Waxwork

Her outfit is horrible. I don’t know how a blue sequined jacket manages to look frumpy, especially when paired with a beaded bralet, but… it does. However, that face is actually pretty good, no? Let’s zoom in for a less-terrifying-than-usual close-up:

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs Wearing Things to the Airport


So! Recently, LAX announced they’re going to build a new, super-private VIP entrance for celebs, to which I say: BORING. How am I supposed to judge people’s cute luggage now?!? WILL NO ONE THINK OF MY PAGEVIEWS? (Also: yes, by all means, totally get on building a secret tunnel from LAX to Calabasas for the Kardashians but don’t even worry about the fact that the JetBlue terminal only has a Burger King and like three toilets for women, total.) Let’s enjoy this while it lasts!

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