Fugger: Emma Stone

Fugs or Fabs: Stars of “The Amazing Spiderman 2″

My thoughts, in order:

1) “Oh my God, is this movie coming out soon? No? Dammit, people, why are you teasing us? I got excited for the outfits.”

2) “They are so cute together. They might be my fantasy casting for our versions of Will and (American) Kate in The Royal We, except that it may take us eighty years to finish that thing.”

3) “Holy hell, I have a lot of work to do.”

4) “First, a sandwich.”

5) “I wish I had not seen her outfit from the waist down.”

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Fug or Fab: Emma Stone

It goes without saying that I think she is great, and I am always happy to see her out and about. I think, in part, Emma comes across so likeable because she always seems happy to be photographed on the red carpet — whether or not her feet are killing her, or she’s been working for 36 straight hours, or Andrew Garfield accidentally left her flat-iron on and almost burned down the bathroom, or whatever the heck else is happening to her for real:

It isn’t an actor’s FAULT  if they feel awkward on the red carpet and don’t want to do it, but it always strikes me as odd when actors can’t…you know. Grit their teeth and ACT HAPPY to be there for ten minutes for pictures before making a beeline into the bar/the crepes station/the arms of their co-star/out the back door and home to watch Real Housewives and eat Frito Pie like the rest of us. Emma’s very good at coming across like, “hey guys! It’s so nice to see you! Later, let’s talk about whether or not Slade SERIOUSLY thought it was a great birthday present to decide Gretchen needed to pay more money on a car lease by getting her a Rolls Royce!” even if what she’s really thinking is, “ugh, I just want to go home and eat those frozen chocolate croissants I hid behind the wheatgrass.” And that’s really all I ask.

All I ask of you is to weigh in on her dress:

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Well Played, Gwen “Emma Stone” Stacy

They’ve cast Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson, so it’s possible Emma Stone’s work as Gwen Stacy is nearing its end in the new Spider Man movies.

But if she DOES go out, at least — based on this on-set photo — it will be on a high note. Shirt: yes. Skirt: yes. Tights: sure! Shoes: eh, she can keep the over-the-knee boots; they’re not my bag. But the rest of it… Damn, Gwen Stacy, when Mary Jane starts worming in on your action, you might need to bring me on your rage retail-therapy spree. I’ll buy the drinks if you’ll be the blouses.

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Fine: Emma Stone

I feel like Emma Stone is doing whatever the opposite of “pulling out the stops” is during this press junket for The Croods:

It’s like she called her stylist and was like, “look. This movie looks terrible. I’m a cavegirl? Nicolas Cage is in it. I have no idea why I even decided to do it, except it seemed like fun to make a movie where I didn’t have to have my hair done, like, ever. But now I have to promote it. Remember how, during the Spider-Man press tour, we just blew it out with super high level gowns and carefully curated jewelry? Can we do the OPPOSITE of that? Not, like, BAD. More like….invisible. How invisible can you make me?”

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The Fugmazing Spider-Man

I really wish I could eavesdrop on Emma Stone’s phone calls to Andrew Garfield about the nuts and bolts of being on a press tour with Nic Cage. I feel like there would be so much, “He keeps talking about his shrunken head collection” and “I think I’m being groomed to appear on the next Book of Secrets. I’m a little scared.”

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Well Played, Emma Stone/Weirdly Played, Nic Cage

I am a little worried about Emma Stone right now. Not because she doesn’t look good — she always looks cute, and this dress is charming — but because I think Nic Cage might try and eat her.

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