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All you need to know about me this week is that (a) I thought yesterday was Wednesday literally until one of you told me otherwise, and (b) I just dated this post “2016.” I NEED A NAP. Read this while I get more wine:
IMPORTANTLY! Fug National Kristabelle is awesome and put together at GFY Bookclub on Goodreads, and you should totally join it! Code Name Verity will be discussed beginning August 1st.
– I love this kind of thing: “A previously unknown portrait has been discovered hidden beneath an early painting by Pablo Picasso — and now experts are trying to figure out who the mysterious figure is.” Dum dum dum! (Los Angeles Times)
– Kanye spent his entire honeymoon photoshopping Instagrams and blames Annie Leibovitz. (People StyleWatch)
– You will enjoy this: Bard garb: dramatic Shakespeare costumes – in pictures! (The Guardian)
– It’s the 20th anniversary of OJ’s white Bronco chase, and it makes sense that Los Angeles would cover it. Behold, The Chase of the Century: Where We Were When O.J. Fled. (I was in my parents’ den, having just gotten home for the summer, like, the day before, after my first year at UCLA. I spent that entire summer stripping wallpaper from my parents’ bathroom and watching the trial on TV.)
– This is neat: photos from inside Yves St Laurent’s first and last shows. (The Cut)
– JK Rowling apparently went on a Twitter run this week, and people freaked out. (With good reason!) (Buzzfeed)
– A Dubs had some STUFF TO SAY to young designers this week, including “I was just recently at the Tony Awards in New York, and, God, they need your help. Let me tell you, it was a disaster.” (Racked)
– This is awesome. It’s a guide to all the books people are seen reading on Orange Is the New Black this season. (Spoilers, obviously. Not just about the books.) (Vulture)
– Clooney’s aunt is running around telling people that Brad is going to be the best man. I love her. I hope she and George came up with a HUGE list of crazy things for her to float to the press. (Lainey)
– Obviously, we’re bringing you the oral history of The Mighty Ducks. (Time)
– Lilo claims she’s doing Speed the Plow in the West End. I’ll believe it when I see it. Like, when I literally see it. Like, you can tell me it’s happening and there might be photographic proof but I feel like I would need to actually get tickets, go to London, sit in the theatre, and witness it. (Celebitchy)
Happy Friday the 13th! I hope it brings you luck. As for me, I bring you the following:
– You may have seen this photo set of re-constructed D-Day photographs that went around last week (we retweeted them), but the Wall Street Journal actually talks to the photographer to find out how he did them.
– This article was MADE FOR ME: 50 Ways to Wear Breton Stripes. (Never Underdressed)
– Dan Kois went an entire month without sitting down and it’s very funny. I’m going to stand up right now. (NY Mag)
– Time has a Political Memoir Title Generator, and mine was: Jessica Morgan: Sincere Moxie, which I fully endorse. What’s yours?
– You will love this essay about what it’s like to re-read the Ramona Quimby books at 40. Beverly Cleary forever! (I visited friends in Portland a couple of years ago, and we drove past Klickitat Street and I screamed.) (Avidly)
– Ten important lessons from 10 Things I Hate About You, which is 15 years old this week. ARGH. (Who What Wear)
– And it’s the 20th anniversary of Speed! This is a great piece talking to all the OTHER actors on the bus. (HitFix)
– AND Vanity Fair has revisited all of their Young Hollywood picks from 2003 and it is A BLAST FROM THE PAST. Aaron Carter is involved.
– Did you see the thing about the dude who MASS-TEXTED 32 of his Tinder matches? It’s kinda great. PS: I’m too old for Tinder. (Elle)
– Colin Firth is in a spy movie and it’s inspired a whole line of (very pricy) menswear. It DOES look chic. I love you, Colin Firth, just as you are. (Pret-a-Reporter)
– Lainey has LOADS of pics of soccer players arriving for the World Cup en masse, many in suits. YOU’RE WELCOME.
– I’m just going to overload this F&P with pictures of hot dudes. Like Paper’s Tournament of Hotties, which aims to pick the hottest dude at the World Cup. I wish WE did a Tournament of Hotties.
– Grantland looks at World Cup Songs. SPOILER: Some of them are HORRIFYINGLY BAD.
– And here’s a bunch of pics of young Marlon Brando for you. (You forget how dishy he was.) (Buzzfeed)
– And Harper’s Bazaar UK has put together a whole post of Posh British Actors. You like most of them. I promise. (Kit Harrington is related to Charles II via his grandmother. Her name is Lavendar.)
– Another work from the brillz Anne Helen Peterson that’s well-worth a read is this long and fascinating look at what she calls “The tortured history of Entertainment Weekly.” (The Awl)
– I’ll just leave this headline here: Boy drama: Kanye West omits Jay-Z’s name from all of his lyrics during a show. #ALLDISRESPECTOJAYZ (Celebitchy)
Another week in the books! Please enjoy:
– I LOVE the series on Vulture where Dave Holmes talks about the top forty songs of a week in history. This week, it’s June 16, 1990. For example, “One of the ’90s’ great mysteries is the enduring popularity of Alannah Myles’ “Black Velvet,” a Contempo Casuals leather jacket of a song that you will hear every karaoke night to this day,” and “Nikki looked like Lovesexy-era Prince, sounded like Tommy Page, probably got played on John Garabedian’s “Open House Party” a few times, and then went on to marry Martika, which is a fact I am just learning right this second and which is ripping my head right off my neck with its pure uncut 1990-ness..” READ IT.
– A few weeks ago, I linked to The Hollywood Reporter‘s actresses round-table, and today I bring you the dudes. HAMM INCLUDED. Spoilers if you’re not caught up with The Newsroom, Ray Donovan, Masters of Sex, The Normal Heart or, of course, Mad Men.
– THEY HAVE FOUND THE FIRST PANTS EVER. (Possibly.) (Science News)
– You will enjoy this interview with Joe Manganiello. (Buzzfeed)
– The whole scandal over the Qatar World Cup gets more and more fascinating. It’s like a documentary unfolding in front of us. I hope someone is making one. (Telegraph)
– WRT to the above, The NYT’s original match-fixing investigation is riveting.
– The Los Angeles Times has a great round-up of summer books. BOOKS YAY BOOKS!
– In the current Redbook, Melissa McCarthy drops a bomb: ” Two Oscars ago, I couldn’t find anybody to do a dress for me. I asked five or six designers—very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people—and they all said no.” You know what? EFF THOSE GUYS. Seriously. First of all, if you’re a good designer, you ought to be able to dress a woman beautifully no matter what her weight. Second, if you’re a good businessperson, you should realize that Melissa damn McCarthy showing up at the damn Oscars looking damn good in your design is ONLY GOING TO HELP YOU, YOU NITWIT.
– The Guardian interviews Joan Collins and she is amazing. “If you could edit your past, what would you change? Several husbands.”
– Lainey says any divorce rumors swirling around Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are BS, which is nice to hear.
– You’re going to be all over this, some of you I HOPE LITERALLY: 180 Hot Soccer Players to Watch During the World Cup. (Racked)
– I watch a lot of TV, and it’s true. Even I am not watching any of these 35 Least Watched Shows on TV. (Buzzfeed)
– I’ll just leave this here: Jem, the Truly Outrageous, Triple-Platinum ’80s Rocker Who Nearly Took Down Barbie. (Collectors Weekly)
–Vanity Fair has a great Making Of for Ghostbusters.
– This is a wonderful long-form piece about beloved broadcaster Vin Scully, which you will enjoy even if you are not a Dodgers fan. BUT I LOVE YOU THE MOST, VIN. (SB Nation)
– The Cut has compiled a list of Crazy Celebrity Wedding Locales.
– Here’s Bradley Cooper in VERY TIGHT short shorts. ENJOY! (Celebitchy)
– Peter Dinklage’s high school photo boasts the MOST AMAZING hair. (Pajiba)
The nice thing about a long weekend is that the following week is so short! Please enjoy the following as you kick off your weekend:
– This week’s Vanity Fair WHO WORE IT BEST pits Lady Gaga against Maleficent. TWO HORNED CREATURES ENTER. ONE HORNED CREATURE LEAVES.
– Page Six has a report “from a spy inside the Kimye wedding” and said report is A TREASURE TROVE. Tidbits, but you must read the whole thing: “According to one Italian, ‘Their toilet was the star of the show.’ The Italians named it the Torre di Bagni Oro (translation: the Gold Toilet Tower),” and “Four days before the wedding, they ordered 30 life-size nudes to be made from black marble from Carrera,” and “Kanye returned one hour before the wedding and didn’t like the all-white bar that was in front of the Gold Toilet Tower. He took a saw and started sawing it in half himself” and…oh, god, I could just paste the entire thing. You have to read it. The spy deserves a Pulitzer. Okay, one more bit: “Kanye danced five songs alone with Kim to John Legend (playing the marble piano), with no one else on the dance floor, and light only on them. It felt like it went on forever. Kanye then gave a 45-minute toast to himself.”
– This interview with Robert Morse about this most recent Mad Men finale is A DELIGHT. He is wonderful, and Jon Hamm comes off wonderfully as well. Spoilers, obviously, if you’re not caught up. (Vulture)
– Vulture also brings us The Complete Illustrated History of Ryan Gosling, From Child Star to Heartthrob to Movie Director. You’re welcome.
– This is a fab interview with ABT’s Misty Copeland: “At 31, she is a trailblazer: She’s the third black, female soloist ever to dance on ABT’s hallowed floorboards. In 2012, she became the first black dancer to perform the iconic role in Firebird for a major ballet company. Every season, it seems, she rewrites history. Tomorrow, she’ll dance part of Swanilda, the first female lead role in Coppélia at the Metropolitan Opera House. According to Copeland, she’ll be the first African-American woman ever to carry a full three-act ballet for an elite American ballet company.” (Ellle)
– I love the People StyleWatch We Tried It series. This go-round: “Using a ‘Revolutionary’ Eyeliner in a Moving Car and Without a Mirror.” (Don’t worry, not while driving!)
– Thank you, Lucky: Attractive Men Made More Attractive With Sunglasses: A History.
– LeVar Burton’s Kickstarter to reboot Reading Rainbow raised well over a million dollars in one day and it made him cry and it also made me cry. YAY READING. (Pajiba)
–Speaking of reads, this essay about the first (known) female serial killer is a very good one. Also extremely violent and bloody and dramatic and possibly with overtones of vampirism and literal discussion of bathing in the blood of virgins. Maybe save this one for when they’re older, LeVar. (The Hairpin)
– You will LOVE THIS: Are You In a Jane Austen Novel? One of the signs: “You once took a walk with a cad.” (The Toast)
– The Wire runs down all the greatest music cues in Richard Curtis movies. I cannot overstress how much I love the “All By Myself” moment in Bridget Jones.
– These People magazine covers from the 90s are SO 90s and amazing. You are going to feel like you fell down a wormhole to 1991. You are going to see my entire sophomore year of high school in there. It’s amazing. (Buzzfeed)
– Here’s the original prospectus for Disneyland, and it’s so interesting. (Boing Boing)
– Rumor has it that Uma and Quentin Tarantino are together — like TOGETHER — now, and the honest truth is that I sort of love it. Is that wrong? (Lainey)
– Aw, Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood broke up. One couple makes it, another couple breaks it: the Hollywood Romance Equilibrium is in balance. (Celebitchy)
Greetings! It’s Memorial Day weekend in the United States — already! This year is moving crazy fast — so we will be on a more relaxed posting schedule until Tuesday, May 27th. Americans, enjoy your potato salad! Everyone else, I hope your Monday brings you an unexpected infusion of cash and welcome declarations of love. While you’re dealing with all of that…..
– We asked the important questions at Vanity Fair this week, namely: WHO WORE IT BEST: FAKE PRINCE HARRY OR REAL PRINCE HARRY? The answer may surpr — wait, no, it totally won’t. (Vanity Fair)
– The Hollywood Reporter has a great roundtable with several great television actresses — Keri Russell! Claire Danes! Julianna Margulies! — about all kinds of good, juicy stuff, including Clooney, and sex scenes.(Note, if you’re not caught up on The Americans, Bates Motel, Homeland, The Good Wife, Mad Men or American Horror Story, spoilers abound.)
– From The Telegraph: “My father, ‘the British Schindler.’ Nicholas Winton, who turned 105 this week, rescued 669 children from the Nazis. His daughter Barbara tells his extraordinary story.” It will probably make you cry.
– Alyssa Rosenberg says, “Men, stop lecturing women about reading romance novels,” and the whole piece is so good. Go read whatever you want! (Act Four)
– This headline amuses: The Latest South Korean Dance Craze: Soap-Opera Fake Slaps. I can do this one! (The Cut)
– Also from The Cut, this will speak to you: How To Get Your Body Caftan-Ready for Summer.
– Speaking of, you for sure want to read what ALT is packing for Kimye’s wedding this weekend. The list begins with caftans. PLURAL. (Vogue)
– RIGGINS! (Buzzfeed)
– Renee Zellweger looks totally happy with her new boyfriend, and he is wearing the craziest outfit, you guys. He looks like they’re going to a Shampoo-themed party. As long as she’s happy? (Lainey)
–The Atlantic traces the evolution of airplane food and it’s super interesting.
– Celebitchy is asking the important questions: So is Sarah Paulson dating Pedro Pascal (GoT’s Prince Oberyn) or what?
– StyleCaster did the important work and named the 10 Best Dance Scenes from Beverly Hills 90210.
– Timothy Olymphant’s birthday was this week and Pajiba undertook the surely horrible task of bringing us many pictures of him shirtless.
–And Vulture’s doing God’s work with this: Jon Hamm making silly faces in nice clothes.