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Fug File: Fug or Fab
“Hello. Mama Shailene again.”
“When you’re done at the sweat lodge, come on outside and bake your labia like a clay pot in the kiln that is sunshine. I’ll be over here finding you some blankets to turn into vestments.”
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She DID just spend a bunch of time on a boat with her new boyfriend, so it’s POSSIBLE that both the tan and the highlights are real.
But the hair LOOKS like a wig she just pulled out of a plastic bag in her attic — the one marked VACATION HAIR — and plopped on her head after a quick back-combing. All of that rolled together gives her a Real Housewives of Cougar Town vibe that undercuts the cute pattern on the dress itself. Which, by the way, I correctly called for this exact event. I just wish I were more tickled to see it.
This is kooky, but I kind of dig it anyway:
I mean, yes, she’s wearing a belted screensaver, but it’s an awesome belted screensaver. That’s something. Imagine going out there with Flying Toasters belted to your body. THAT would be a misstep.
What say you?