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Fug or Fab: Lindsay Lohan


The shoes don’t belong with this at ALL, but otherwise, weirdly, this could be so much worse.

Lindsay Lohan

Granted, it’s still very much the province of your wacky old aunt who was a Carol Channing impersonator, always swore never to marry the same man thrice, and filled up all her old empty Chanel No. 5 bottles with scotch because she thought it cut the liquor smell¬†on her breath. That lady is a total kick to hang out with, but she’s also 83-going-on-63, which is still more than 30 years on Lohan. GIVE IT TIME, KID. We all know you’re going to be¬†totally nutcrackers when you’re that age, but please try and figure out something else to be first.

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British Fashion Awards Fug or Fab: Michelle Dockery in Erdem


I noted that parts of this Erdem collection were designed for when the White Walkers arrive at Downton Abbey, so it feels like that Lady Mary is wearing it, at least to ME.

British Fashion Awards - Red Carpet Arrivals

I thought she’d be wearing this particular dress, but you know what? Close enough. I get, if not a gold star, at least a trophy for ardent participation. And me, I like this. Let me tell you the reasons why:

  • I like Erdem in general, as you all know.
  • It would make really good wallpaper.
  • Sleeves.
  • I don’t know, I like her face?
  • Leave me alone. The heart wants what it wants.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Prada


If this comes in a full-length version, easy money’s on seeing it float past on Reign at some point:

Agon Channel Launch Party

I don’t hate it, but there’s something about this that doesn’t feel like it ought to be a dress. It could be the inside of a very fancy jewelry box, or some extremely lush wrapping paper, or the background of holiday-themed expensive chocolate ad, but it doesn’t seem entirely wearable in a literal sense. (Maybe the cummerbund just reminds me of ribbons?) On the other hand, is it so terrible to be wearing an expensive chocolate ad? You would be delicious!

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Fug or Fab: Reese Witherspoon in Self Portrait


According to the step-and-repeat behind Reese here, this event was partially sponsored by Roberto Cavalli. I wonder if they sent her something and her stylist had to write back and be like, “you guys, come on. You know you are not on brand for Reese,” and their PR people were like, “yeah, yeah, we know. It was worth a shot?” and then everyone planned when they were going to get cocktails.

This is what she ended up wearing, regardless:

Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon

I’m kind of into it, although it does remind me of an incredibly formal screen door.

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman in Prada


Those of you who are invested in the Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban relationship (as well as those of you who enjoy People Holding Umbrellas For/With Loved Ones) are going to enjoy this. Regardless of how you feel about her dress.

But speaking of her dress:

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American Music Awards Fugs or Fabs: Various Kardashians/Jenners


I want to tell you that I somehow just misread this headline — which, yes, I myself wrote — as “American Music Awards Fugs or Fabs: Various Voldemorts.”

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