No. 1: Please don’t hate me. I’m so innocuous. I just want to go home.
No. 2: I call this Huck Finn Chic.
No. 3: Am I in this band? Which band is this? Does anyone want to trade?
No. 4: I totally went blond before Bieber could do it. CHECK and MATE.
Harry Styles: My skin is my t-shirt. I’m going rogue, and I am basically f’ing with everybody right now. Get ready, ladies. My second direction is HERE.