In which Danity Kane “reunites” and the world responds with a resounding, “Wait, who are they again?”
To which we say, “You know, that girl group from Making The Band that brought us Fug Madness Champion 2009 Aubrey O’Day (third from the left) who has chopped off her hair but has kindly continued to bring us fashion shenanigans by ALSO apparently chopping off her pants. The entirety of the reborn Danity Kane, in fact, shuns pants. They’re coming to us on an anti-pants mission. Which actually might mean they’re perfectly poised for a return to MTV.”
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Susan Fugrandon
SUSAN: Hey, Thelma.
GEENA: Hey, Louise.
SUSAN: You look… my GOD, woman, were you always this tall?
GEENA: Yep.
SUSAN: Lucky.
GEENA: I know, right? And… were you always this… doily’d?
SUSAN: Yep.
GEENA: Oh.
SUSAN: I’m just kidding. I have no idea what is happening on my body right now.
GEENA: I was going to say. Your head is outstanding, but from the neck down you look like a third-grade teacher whose class tried to trap her inside snowflakes of homicidal doom.
SUSAN: Well, I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time.
GEENA: But… I mean, are you wearing… a garment, of some kind, that hides your Sarandon? Or is that just a long shirt with… what is happening?
SUSAN: Geena, seriously, I don’t know. I play ping-pong now.
GEENA: I see.
SUSAN: And that’s a gateway to beer pong, so basically, you’re lucky I’m not curled up inside a Solo cup right now.
GEENA: It might be a better fashion statement.
SUSAN: Whatever, Thelma. You are wearing a mud puddle.
GEENA: Have you ever gone as Susan Saran Wrap for Halloween? I just have to ask.
SUSAN: Hop in my car. I have a cliff I’d like to show you.
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