Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Scrolldown Fug: Karolina Kurkova in Oscar de la Renta

And we’re walking, we’re walking, we’re walking…

karolina kurkova

… and we’re stopping. So hard. Those pants bring me to such a screeching halt that I can smell the burnt rubber.

[Photo: Getty]


Fine or Feh: Heidi Klum

This entire thing is forgettable. You will not remember that it happened even five minutes from now.

heidi klum intimates launch

I just had to note how amusing it is that the launch of her intimates line is the ONE event at which she could go Total Klum and be justified, and instead, she’s more fully clothed than ever.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]



Fugs and Fabs: Alexander McQueen “Savage Beauty” Gala at the V&A

Well, some of this IS savage, it’s true.

[Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]


Fug of Interest: Karolina Kurkova

Well, her shoes are great?

Guests and models at the H&M show for Paris Fashion Week

And she doesn’t need a bracelet? And her face is good. She still has all her limbs. She appears to be able to walk under her own power. She’s ALIVE. She’s in PARIS. There ARE things to celebrate here.

[Photo: Splash]


America’s Got Fuggent: Heidi Klum

We’ve seen something leggy on Klum before. That’s nothing new. And we’ve even seen her before in stuff that looks like it cost $17.95. But I have never once thought to myself, “Wow, there’s some uninhabited chest space on that thing.”

heidi klum america's got talent

Her usual MO is to be busting out all over, June-style. And you’d think something this high-and-tight would, if it made any particular bust mistake, err on the side of tamping down her assets in a way that looks painful and pancaked. But instead, this just seems… punctured. Deflated. It’s vexing. I’m VEXED, Heidi. Please stop it, because my wrinkle cream isn’t good enough for all this frowning.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Models

I WROTE WORDS AGAIN. The Oscars have broken me. FAREWELL FUG NATION. See you on the lanai, and we can talk about this post full of models.


Golden Globes Naked Carpet: Alessandra Ambrosio

Well, there’s always one.

Alessandra Ambrosio Golden Globes

But what’s truly remarkable about this is, there appears to be a pair of panties underneath the visible granny-shapewear. She double-bagged her bingo parlor. Repeat: In a dress where ALMOST ALL OF THE REST OF HER IS FREELY VISIBLE, she went the extra layer on one very special part. Frankly, I find it tremendous. How bad do we think it looked WITHOUT the panties? For the first time ever, was a Get-A-Grip Friend back in her hotel suite saying, “Actually you should take OFF the panties?”

[Photo: Splash]