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Fug File: super(and unsuper)models
Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic
There were a LOT of women at this event who are wearing a version of that great white lace dress Kate wore in Australia (which is apparently available at the end of the month,if you’re in need of one). And also a lot of cute wedges and sunglasses.
Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way
Cannes is so sprawling that there’s always stuff that slips through our fingers while we’re busy swooning over Blake Lively’s big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we’ve also got Naomi Watts — plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We’ll cover the closing ceremony separately, in… whatever glory it deserves.
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Fug file: Photos, Cannes, Hot Right Now, super(and unsuper)models, Uma Thurman, Irina Shayk, Naomi Watts, Suki Waterhouse, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Ryan Gosling, Cara Delevingne, Eva Herzigová, Sophia Loren, Alessandra Ambrosio, Robert Pattinson, Matt Smith, Sonam Kapoor, Eva Longoria, Paz Vega, Sylvester Stallone
amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2
I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.
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Fug file: Fugs and Fabs, Photos, amfAR, Cannes, Hot Right Now, super(and unsuper)models, Karlie Kloss, Heidi Klum, Irina Shayk, Coco Rocha, Angela Lindvall, Barbara Palvin, Karolina Kurkova, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Olga Sorokina, Liu Wen, Lara Stone, Jourdan Dunn, Chanel Iman, Jessica Hart, Bar Refaeli, Toni Garrn
Cannes Who Fugged It More: Karlie Kloss vs. Mamie Gummer in Valentino
We saw this, and trembled at its evils, on Mamie Gummer at the Oscars. I’m actually sort of surprised that a top model like Karlie Kloss would ever wear something at an event this high-profile had been done already at another high-profile event. Maybe that’s more common than I think, but if I were her, this would feel like a fair time to throw a diva strop.
Mamie lined her skirt with black where Karlie’s is see-through, which definitely gave it a heaviness that contradicts the original design’s ethereal intentions. She also had the turquiose part of the bodice expanded, versus Karlie’s more perfunctory modesty panel. Beyond that, Karlie is leaning on bodice netting in a really sickly hue, and then basically a strip of lace over her nethers that looks like an eggplant loincloth. Frankly, I think it’s totally hideous on both of them. But between all that taupe boob pancake up there and the overwrought makeup, I think the supermodel might, strangely, look a little bit worse, which I hope will be worth a glass of celebratory moonshine for Mamie this morning.
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Fug file: Who Fugged It More, Cannes, lace, nearly nude, super(and unsuper)models, transparency, Karlie Kloss
CFDAs Well Played: Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano
I love Coco. She is never not modeling.
This could be the cover of one of those obscure regional lifestyle magazines that only ever pop up on coffee tables in fertility clinics, or really nice dentist offices, or hotel rooms, where you look at it and think, “THAT is not my lifestyle. WHY is that not my lifestyle?!?”
It’s just as glorious in full:
hooray for drama
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