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Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria’s Secret, they’re always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It’s incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies.¬† Bear that, and the possibility of your boss wandering up behind you while you look at them, as you read.)

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Well Played: Taylor Swift at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (with an assist from various models)


First and foremost: The marriage of Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret feels so natural, now that I think about it. Sure, they sell underwear and she’s Taylor Swift, who never, THANK YOU JESUS, has been known for flashing us hers. But Taylor Swift’s fans are TOTALLY shopping at Victoria’s Secret. They are wearing cute Pink brand undies right NOW. That’s not a diss — I own plenty of Victoria’s Secret knickers myself — but it is a fact. The VS/TS demographic overlap must be huge. So it’s good news that she looked totally cute headlining their fashion show last night.

PS: As I will note in the post about the show itself (up next), as you might imagine, there are some women in bizarre underwear configurations inside this here slideshow, so if you’re at work….call everyone over to your desk? I don’t know your office.

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Fugs and Fabs: Glamour Women of the Year, Part 2


Good lord, what had that bird EATEN?

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Gisele Bundchfug


Well, at least she’s happy about this.

I’m not sure wearing something that Paris Hilton STOPPED wearing ¬†years ago, because it was too obvious, is much cause for celebration. But maybe if I had her body I would just party all the time no matter what.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Melbourne Cup


Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS.

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Fugsica White


Well. This is basically the polar opposite of the satin caftan she recently wore that was not in our subscription AND IT KILLED ME not to be able to share it. So there it is. And now:

If this ornate navel frame is NOT Marchesa, then Georgina Chapman just woke up screaming, “I FEEL A TREMOR IN THE FORCE.”

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