Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

amfAR Fug Carpet: Anne V


Oh, sweet child:

The V jokes write themselves.

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Cannes Who Fugged It More: Karlie Kloss vs. Mamie Gummer in Valentino


We saw this, and trembled at its evils, on Mamie Gummer at the Oscars. I’m actually sort of surprised that a top model like Karlie Kloss would ever wear something at an event this high-profile had been done already at another high-profile event. Maybe that’s more common than I think, but if I were her, this would feel like a fair time to throw a diva strop.

Mamie lined her skirt with black where Karlie’s is see-through, which definitely gave it a heaviness that contradicts the original design’s ethereal intentions.¬†She also had the turquiose part of the bodice expanded, versus Karlie’s more perfunctory modesty panel. Beyond that,¬†Karlie is leaning on bodice netting in a really sickly hue, and then basically a strip of lace over her nethers that looks like an eggplant loincloth. Frankly, I think it’s totally hideous on both of them. But between all that taupe boob pancake up there and the overwrought makeup, I think the supermodel might, strangely, look a little bit worse, which I hope will be worth a glass of celebratory moonshine for Mamie this morning.

You have to pick the one that's worse. No, you do. BE STRONG. PICK IT.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the Met


I hope Tom Brady’s pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women.

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Met Gala: Well Played, Karlie Kloss, and Reasonably Played, Taylor Swift, both in Oscar de la Renta


They’re besties now, they got ready together, and they’re wearing the same designer. We might as well roll them into the same post.

And for good measure, cruelly pit them against each other. Who wins?

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Met Gala Well Played, Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa


To speak in the parlance of our time: I can’t even. Translated: This is gorgeous.

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Fugs and Fines: The Other Woman’s Last Premiere, I Hope


I sincerely thought this movie came out already.

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