First it was Nicole Kidman, then Karlie Kloss; even Hailee Steinfeld got in on the action. Hollywood is warm for Donatella’s glue-gunned dress form right now, apparently. Everyone, unfathomably, wants to look like a human twist-tie. (In Amber’s case, it comes with a boob dart so deep it’s practically a surgical incision.) Does this mean we can look forward to an ill wind blowing one of these onto Kate Hudson? I’d take it, if that meant five was the charm and we could move on to prettier pastures.

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