The folks on the E! telecast kept saying how “easy” and “relaxed” Heidi looked in this, and while one could apply that to her head, there is nothing relaxing or easy to me about wearing something so short that your seat gives you a pap smear. If this was me, I’d be sticking Always pads to every surface before sitting down, just as a sanitary force field. Maybe she did, too, and an endorsement deal is forthcoming. Maybe Heidi is just that many steps ahead of us all.