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Royals Round-Up, October 10th, 2014



This week’s Round-Up brings you ARCHERY and LEOPARD PRINT and FOREARMS and ANGELINA JOLIE and PLASTIC BODIES. Wait, what?

Elsewhere:

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Royals Round-Up, October 3, 2014


Lots of livestock and military uniforms in the slideshow this week, albeit not in the same picture. Additionally: Maxima has it BAD for those little turban hats: she wore TWO this week.

ELSEWHERE:

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Royals Round-Up, September 26th 2014


No specific royals coverage on GFY this week means LOADS of royals coverage in this week’s round-up. William went to Malta! Harry hugged children! Crown Princess Mary looked gorgeous! Charlene looked totally miserable! AND MORE!

But elsewhere, I have found MUCH for you to read and enjoy:

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Happy Birthday, Prince Harry!


Happy 30th birthday, Harry. Let’s give you an extremely long and luxurious look (with bonus Wills and Kate appearances, of course. We would never ignore The Power of the Trio).

[Photos: Splash, Getty, Pacific Coast News, WENN, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet, INF]

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Royals Round-Up, September 12, 2014


SO MUCH TO DISCUSS THIS WEEK. Well, mostly that Wills and Kate are having another baby! (Um, but Prince Harry got a good waxwork? That’s a good gift to the world, also.) There’s loads of Brits in the slideshow, but also I bring you Maxima! Letizia! Crown Princess Mary! And the following:

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Well Played Waxwork, Prince Harry


For all the complaints we had about the new Wills and Kate Waxwork — spoiler: IT’S HIDEOUS — the one they’ve done for Harry’s 30th birthday (on Monday, so collect your goats and get ready to party) is QUITE GOOD.

Madame Tussauds London has revealed a new wax figure of His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales

Of course, the original Wills and Kate one was excellent, too, so I can only imagine that five years from now they’ll celebrate his 35th birthday by taking this smiley wax face and putting it in a vise until he starts looking like Ron Weasley had a baby with a hedgehog.  Get over to Madame Tussauds and take your saucy photos pretending to be making out with him, goosing him, humping his leg, holding a stuffed goat up to his face, brandishing a sign that reads TEAM EDWINA, or whatever else you want to do to Harry while you still can.

[Photo: Splash]

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