Fug File: royalty

Royally Played: Princes Harry and William


“You may be wondering why I’ve called this meeting of Blue Suits Anonymous. But it’s to discuss the events of this weekend and how we can prevent them from ever, ever reoccurring.”

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Royally Played: Prince Harry and Animals: An Illustrated History


It’s summer! No celebs are leaving the house! What better time than to revisit all the times Prince Harry was adorable with animals, I ask you?

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Better Played, Prince Harry


I swear to God, he left the house SOLELY so that these terrible trousers were not our last memory of him:

Plaid Pants there — Jackie Stewart, a famous former Formula One driver — is, I hope, giving Harry a strongly-worded lesson in how to pull off Wacky Pants with elan. I hope he’s taking notes.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Wimbledon, Part 4


The Wimbledon Celebs In the Stands coverage continues! The first bit is here; the first Wills and Kate bits are here; the next bit is here, the SECOND Wills and Kate bit is here. This particular go-round includes Colin and Posh and Samuel L Jackson and The Hems!  And also some full-on ridiculousness from Suki Waterhouse.

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Well Replayed, The Many Faces of Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men’s Tennis Finals


These two make a LOT of faces at sporting events, which pleases me. That is as it should be. I myself once almost blacked out at a football game because I wasn’t taking in sufficient oxygen. (I don’t recommend that.) They also look WAY better than they did yesterday, which ALSO pleases me.

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Well Played, The Wedding of Prince Amedeo Of Belgium And Elisabetta Maria Rosboch Von Wolkenstein


Well, the bride looks quite beautiful in Valentino.  Disappointingly, Wikipedia told tale of NO SCANDALS about either of then, which I suppose is good for them as humans, but sad for those of us who like gossip, although I managed to dig some up about his grandparents. Her parents are aristocratic film producers, and she worked for Bloomberg News. His parents are Princess Astrid of Belgium — the sister of the King of Belgium — and Prince Lorenz, who is a vampire (I just made that up for local flavor. As far as I know, he is not undead.) Amedeo WAS in the 2013 Hot Royals Calender which I may own, and she does have quite a long name, so that’s just going to have to hold us. Let’s ogle the gown.

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