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I Heart Radio Awards Mostly Well Played, Taylor Swift (and Bonus Madonna)


To quote Heather’s email to me about this, “her hair color has a Mannequin Sheen to me somehow.” I’d just like to suggest to Hollywood (the entity, not the Meschach Taylor character, although I’d ALSO like to talk to HIM, especially given that Meschach Taylor is sadly dead) that perhaps a reboot of Mannequin is exactly the project that Taylor Swift has been waiting for, in her long search for an acting follow-up to Valentine’s Day. That SOUNDS quite mean of me, but seriously Taylor Swift is actually one of the best parts of Valentine’s Day, which is a terrible movie. (She may also be one of the best parts of Valentine’s Day, the holiday, if you are single and spend the entire time listing to 1989.) In other news, I like her dress.

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Rebel Fug: Madonna


Madonna claims — and I totally believe — that she is fine after falling off the stage at the Brits. Honestly, who amongst us has NOT had her cape take an ill wind and knock her over on occasion? It happens to the best of us. There’s a reason Edna Mode advised against the cape, after all.

Madonna Parties At The Raspoutine Nightclub

However, I’m not sure if wearing shoes that look like the BeDazzled version of the walking boots I had to wear when I broke my foot are EXACTLY in keeping with her story right now.

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Grammy Awards Flargh Carpet: Madonna in Givenchy


I can’t tell if Madonna is resting on her laurels, or if someone told her Fifty Shades of Grey is AARP erotica and she’s trying to ride the trend.

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Fugs and Fabs: The WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards


A Madonna sighting! There was a time when I couldn’t imagine such a thing being rare, and yet here we are.

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Fug the Special: Miley “Unplugged” on MTV


In which Miley sings, “We can’t stop,” and I think to myself, “Are you sure? Not even for a couple weeks?”

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Grammy Awards Whatever Carpet: Madonna (With Bonus Queen Latifah Goodness)


My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, “She didn’t even BeDazzle her cane. BORING.” However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would be one HELL of a movie.

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