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Fugger: Madonna
Fug the Special: Miley “Unplugged” on MTV
In which Miley sings, “We can’t stop,” and I think to myself, “Are you sure? Not even for a couple weeks?”
Fug file: Photos, Hot Right Now, performances, Miley Cyrus, Madonna
Grammy Awards Whatever Carpet: Madonna (With Bonus Queen Latifah Goodness)
My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, “She didn’t even BeDazzle her cane. BORING.” However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would be one HELL of a movie.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, Grammys, Hot Right Now, performances, Madonna, Queen Latifah
Casual Fuggerday: Madonna
In a way, this does make sense. I mean, we ARE living in a material world…
… and she IS a Material Grill.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Fug file: Candids, WTF, Casual Fuggerday, Hot Right Now, Madonna
Madonnaly Played: Madonna
In fairness, this is for the debut of Madonna’s latest tour.
Also in fairness, THIS IS NUTTACULAR. Madonna is only one year younger than Rose Nyland was when The Golden Girls premiered. Let THAT sink in for a while and then see if you come to the same conclusion I did — namely, “WHY didn’t this ever happen for us, Betty White?!?” Then again, she never went back to St. Olaf to be the ringmaster in the local circus, so I guess it never COULD have happened.
[Photo: Getty]
Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”
[Photos: Getty]
Fugs and Fabs: The WSJ. Magazine Innovator Awards
A Madonna sighting! There was a time when I couldn’t imagine such a thing being rare, and yet here we are.
[Photos: Splash]
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