Ah, Madonna. From Like a Virgin, to Like a Soap Opera Villain Who Has Been Presumed Dead For Ten Years But Has Really Been in Hiding Until She Can Kidnap a Heroine, Steal Her Face and and Her Bozo Boyfriend, and Have His Baby Before He Learns The Truth. Said bozo likely will not be worth the trouble — they never are — and will almost certainly not be able to tell the difference between these women even though only their faces match. Anyway, this outfit is from the scene where she taunts the kidnapped heroine by dressing seductively and telling her all about how she’s soon going to be making sweet looooove all over their shared obsession. Let’s be real, this would probably be happening on Days of our Lives. Honestly, if we could get Madonna to actually DO THIS on Days of our Lives, it would save daytime dramas forever.
She changed into this later:
This is such messy cosplay. OF HERSELF. I don’t get it.
Mmmkay. They think the gay men who make up a huge supportive chunk of your fanbase shouldn’t be allowed to be parents, but sure, girl, go off.
