In case you haven’t been able to tell, I’ve started dipping into the Cannes well. It’s a REALLY REALLY BIG WELL, from which we hope to sip and sup slowly over the course of May. But once I remembered Madonna had gone, I decided to round up my birthday twin’s antics. Did you know that Truth or Dare was granted permission to screen out-of-competition? That somehow seems incredibly right. Honestly, I’m surprised they didn’t let her enter it and then give her some kind of Major Award, just to say they did. If anyone would love a fishnet-clad Leg Lamp, it’s our Madge.

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