“HELLO! You’ve no IDEA how close I came to missing the party. I ate a life-changing fruit basket in my hotel room and may have then hallucinated that I was a Skittle and spent the next 24 hours painting whimsy onto the filmy curtain liners. Then I blacked out and woke up to find I’d COMPLETELY replanted the window boxes with Champagne corks and might now have an undiscovered condition called Gardener’s Gangrene, but that’s just another Tuesday really for me. How are YOU?”
