The return of a big ol’ VMAs ceremony meant the return of some big ol’ crazy. We couldn’t do a “Wackiest Outfits of the VMAs” post because it would have been so long. “Diapers” would have been too short (no pun intended). So, I present to you the best way to kick off our VMAs coverage that I could imagine: all things sheer, super-short, or otherwise very naked. It’s as if now that people know you can’t get Covid from sitting in someone else’s chair, they’re like, “GREAT! TIME TO POORLY WRAP THE CROTCHES!”

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