Fugger: Drew Barrymore

Fugs and Fabs: GLAAD Media Awards


It’s practically camouflage. It’s quilted for absorbency. It’s awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket.

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Fugs and Fabs: Elizabeth Taylor Bulgari Event


If you’re going to an Elizabeth Taylor event at Bulgari, wouldn’t you wear your fanciest caftan and most tremendous bejeweled turban? I would. And of course I would bring my talented, alcoholic sometimes-husband, so I would have someone at whom to throw my drink at the end of the night. There were no turbans at this event, but here’s hoping someone got a drink tossed face-wards.

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Fugs and Fabs: LACMA Basic Black


Quick question: Has Justin Theroux ALWAYS been so tan, or can we blame the influence of Aniston? Also: Drew Barrymore, post-baby. Also: other people.

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Bonus Birthday Fugstory: Cameron Diaz and the Charlie’s Angels Junkets


The ones from the Charlie’s Angels 2 circuit missed the birth of GFY by a year. If ONLY we had been earlier on the scene. You all are going to look at these and think, “HOW THE HELL did I forget any of this happened? WHERE WAS I? DO I HAVE SELECTIVE AMNESIA?!?!?!” It’s glorious. Drew Barrymore, you may want to take cover.

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NYC Ballet Gala Awkward Carpet: Drew Barrymore


So…

… I’m guessing this serves as her official announcement?

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Fug the Cover: Drew Barrymore


Everything about this cover so stiff and awkward.

How ironic that the headline says “It’s Drew!” when in fact nothing about this photo bespeaks Drew Barrymore to me except the fact that she provided its original genetic material.┬áHer hands look like the photographer walked up to her, placed them there, and said, “IF YOU MOVE THAT HAND ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I’LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.” She also looks sedated, and possibly also severely Photoshopped, into an expression of supreme sleepy smuggery. And if they were going to monkey with her face, why didn’t they adjust the fact that the shirt makes her left boob look like it’s being arrested by an ace bandage?

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