Fug File: WTF

Fug Men: January Jones


I have been staring at this for fifteen minutes and I can’t… well, I can’t:

Everything she’s wearing is black, and if I’m not mistaken, they are all slightly DIFFERENT depths of black. They are also different depths of hideous. The blazer is mildly whatever, the tunic that might think it’s a dress is problematically terrible, and the pants are hot sliced loaves of no. Does she do this stuff on purpose so that we’ll all talk about how amazing her face is? If so… she’s a genius, because I just did.

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Top Fug: Padma Lakshmi


WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ANY OF US, MUCH LESS PADMA?

Is Padma taking on the role of Rayanne Graff in a theatrical reboot of My So-Called Life, featuring only adults twenty years too old for their parts? And if so, can we get Claire Danes back?

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Fugs and Fabs of the Marie Claire Party: So Much Crazy


As with so many parties that are Fresh Faces events, this one was actually a mix of newbies and people whose faces are only fresh in the sense that they are probably clean.

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WTFug: Lily Allen


I feel like I just stumbled back in time and into someone’s misguided LSD-fueled seance:

I mean, if you told me she was two seconds away from twirling and then singing “I Got You, Babe,” to a tree, I’d believe you.

And if you’re wondering whether this is as naked if she’s not lifting her arms:

warning: it is

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Recent Fugs and Fabs of Rihanna


We missed a LOT of Paris Fashion Week madness while we were in Oscars hell; it’s time to rectify that with an omnibus of her omnipresent omnibody.

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Fug of Wall Street: Margot Robbie in Paper London


It’s a jumpsuit parade today, which is one of the saddest kinds of parades there is.

If you have seen Wolf of Wall Street, you know every inch of Margot Robbie’s figure; if you haven’t, you can still probably imagine the truth, which is that her body is basically perfect. So the sins of this jumpsuit are egregious and varied. It’s mangling her chest, dropping her crotch, swelling her groin, and eating her feet. It’s the sartorial equivalent of handing a lovely classic painting to Shia LaBeouf and asking him to write poetry all over it: nothing but trouble.

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