Special Forces: The World’s Toughest Test puts celebrities through a grueling military-style training. Thank God it’s not a math test, because if anyone asked, “How many pants are in this picture,” the episode would just be everyone staring into space and blinking. Is it one pair? One-half? Zero pairs of pants, because this is actually just shorts that sneezed out of one leg hole? Honestly, it would need to be an essay question. And eventually someone would snap and write, “AAAAA NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING ANYMORE,” and that answer would get an A+.

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