I was just talking about Shania Twain and I cannot remember how we got on the topic, but we were discussing how her husband cheated on her and she ended up marrying the other woman’s husband and — fun fact — they’re still married! She DOES look like a woman who would have that kind of interpersonal dramz inhabiting her Wikipedia “Personal Life” section in this outfit. This woman has lived in ways I can only begin to imagine:

People's Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 06 Dec 2022

Does she also look like a person who would inspire someone to rig Fug Madness for her? I mean….I think the answer is clearly yes. She’s still the one.

PS: THIS IS CUSTOM RODARTE. ?????!!!!!????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

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