Listen, when your boss at the Mouse calls and tells you to come to a party to remind Emmy voters that you’re alive and you exist, you show up. In a very wide variety of looks. (Disney is correct, btw, to remind Emmy voters that Shailene Woodley was AMAZING in this season of Paradise, my absolute favorite bonkers streaming program. If she doesn’t get a guest actress nomination — and, nay, perhaps even the win — I will RAGE.)
