Okay, get ready to tell me that I’m nuts: I like this dress.
Seriously! That’s not sarcasm. I’m not joshing, or pulling your leg, or yanking your chain, or tugging your necktie, or towing your car (I just made those two up). I actually do like it. I think it’s sassy and fun. I just want to slice the sleeves off and put her in some boots. But who cares about me? What would you do to it — if anything? Hold forth in the comments. (And enjoy my kindness while it lasts, Lily Collins, because I am going to be super snarky about Mirror Mirror, I promise you that. HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER? IT’S TERRIBLE.)