Fug File: SIGH

What The Fug: Alessandra Ambrosio at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala

Between this and the annual Cannes event, what IS it about amfAR that makes people think, “Yes! FINALLY, a place where I can really air out my crevices”?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Of course, from the front, it’s mostly a Codpiece Gone Wild. I feel like I’m looking at an anaconda having lunch, but from above.

The back will not surprise you, but it may alarm:

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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Beyonce in Givenchy

I mean, it will surprise no one who knows me that I do not care for this. But I do have other reasons beyond just underbutt. I promise.

[Photos: Getty]



WTFug: Lily Allen

I feel like I just stumbled back in time and into someone’s misguided LSD-fueled seance:

I mean, if you told me she was two seconds away from twirling and then singing “I Got You, Babe,” to a tree, I’d believe you.

And if you’re wondering whether this is as naked if she’s not lifting her arms:

warning: it is


Fugly Gaga

Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.

And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.

It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.

le sigh


Little Fugsters

If I may borrow from Poltergeist II trailer:

They’re ba-aaaack.

[Photo: Splash]


Fugchella: SIGH

It was very hot in L.A. on Friday and Saturday, so I’m sure the desert was no pleasure. But … I don’t know, am I alone in thinking a) those cannot possibly count as actual clothes, and b) that it’s weird to go to Coachella like it’s the beach? I mean, this is pretty clearly a bathing suit with the world’s most pointless cover-up (honey, if you didn’t bring enough sunscreen, that is going to create more problems than it solves), not that I would necessarily go to the beach in this, either, because I’m not tiny and young, and I usually think mesh is for gymbags. Kristen Stewart at least inched toward something realer, and Dita Von Teese, as would be expected, went for something that’s by comparison Amish. Come see.

[Photos: WENN, FameFlynet]